| 1 |   | 30.50% | Connection lost: Finish chapter "The Internet" | ACH_28 | 
                
                    | 2 |   | 30.10% | Face the truth: Finish the game | ACH_29 | 
                
                    | 3 |   | 25.90% | Three birds, one explosion: Kill at least 3 enemies with one explosion | ACH_2 | 
                
                    | 4 |   | 21.00% | Well done: Kick a frying pan in to the face of an enemy | ACH_6 | 
                
                    | 5 |   | 17.60% | Yes you can: Kick enemies 100 times | ACH_15 | 
                
                    | 6 |   | 16.20% | Questionable moral: Kill 2000 enemies | ACH_18 | 
                
                    | 7 |   | 6.50% | Jester: Juggle basketball 10 times without it touching anything | ACH_11 | 
                
                    | 8 |   | 3.20% | Wow: Get S-rating on 10 levels | ACH_20 | 
                
                    | 9 |   | 2.10% | Brush your shoulders off: Get S-rating on 25 levels | ACH_21 | 
                
                    | 10 |   | 1.80% | S for Sensei: Get S-rating on all levels | ACH_22 |