1 |
|
70.90%
|
I am coward: No permanent death for you. |
COWARD |
2 |
|
54.10%
|
Ultimate survivor: Drinking your own piss like a pro. |
ULTIMATE_SURVIVOR |
3 |
|
37.60%
|
It runs!: Your car actually started, good job! |
IT_RUNS |
4 |
|
34.90%
|
Jonne!: You are real Finnish Jonne. |
JONNE |
5 |
|
33.00%
|
Poor people go away: A real money man. |
POOR_PEOPLE_GO_AWAY |
6 |
|
31.20%
|
Case solved: 24 bottles of beer consumed! |
CASE_SOLVED |
7 |
|
31.10%
|
A true hillbilly: Shopping groceries with style! |
A_TRUE_HILLBILLY |
8 |
|
27.90%
|
Welcome to Finland: You just experienced a Sauna. |
WELCOME_TO_FINLAND |
9 |
|
22.90%
|
100 km: 100 km driven with Satsuma. |
100KM |
10 |
|
22.20%
|
Finnish wedding: Your traditional wedding condition. |
FINNISH_WEDDING |
11 |
|
21.90%
|
Magic portal: Somehow you don't remember anything. |
MAGIC_PORTAL |
12 |
|
18.60%
|
Golden steam: Enjoy the smell. |
GOLDEN_STEAM |
13 |
|
17.50%
|
An idiot: An idiot is definition of you. |
AN_IDIOT |
14 |
|
16.10%
|
Money well spent: Better luck next time. |
MONEY_WELL_SPENT |
15 |
|
16.10%
|
Grand Theft Teimo: You little punk! |
GRAND_THEFT_TEIMO |
16 |
|
14.90%
|
Granny's little helper: You are such a good boy! |
GRANNYS_LITTLE_HELPER |
17 |
|
14.20%
|
Responsible citizen: You got your car through inspection. |
RESPONSIBLE_CITIZEN |
18 |
|
13.40%
|
Yeast festival: Enjoy your home brew... delicious. |
YEAST_FEST |
19 |
|
13.10%
|
You have a new friend!: He is drunk, so he must be a friend. |
YOU_HAVE_A_NEW_FRIEND |
20 |
|
12.80%
|
Bad Guy: You've done your time. |
OUT_OF_JAIL |
21 |
|
11.10%
|
Mr. Kilju: Good batch of commercial deer piss. |
MR_KILJU |
22 |
|
10.50%
|
Dakar rally: You just keep on going. |
DAKAR_RALLY |
23 |
|
10.40%
|
You have a computer!: Now play some games. |
PC_MASTER_RACE |
24 |
|
8.50%
|
Working man's Saturday: Time to relax. |
WORKING_MANS_SATURDAY |
25 |
|
8.20%
|
What a shock!: Too long walk to the toilet perhaps? |
SHOCK_POINT |
26 |
|
6.70%
|
Finnish Summer: This is it. This is everything you ever need. |
FINNISH_SUMMER |
27 |
|
6.50%
|
1000 km: 1000 km driven with Satsuma. |
1000KM |
28 |
|
5.70%
|
True Peräjärvi Dalton!: Robbing a slot machine with style. |
DALTON_OF_PERAJARVI |
29 |
|
5.30%
|
Full of crap: 10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job! |
FULL_OF_CRAP |
30 |
|
4.70%
|
You reached 100 kg: Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic. |
100KG |
31 |
|
4.70%
|
Satsuma GT: You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim. |
GT_SATSUMA |
32 |
|
4.00%
|
Kela-Taxi: You served elderly person with style. |
KELATAXI |
33 |
|
4.00%
|
Pimped!: That really does it. |
PIMPED |
34 |
|
3.80%
|
Total idiot & full idiot: Flipping off to a drunk driver. |
TOTAL_IDIOT |
35 |
|
3.80%
|
Don't answer that call: Thunder called you and you got killed. |
THUNDER_RINGS |
36 |
|
3.30%
|
King of Tuning: You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop! |
AMISAUTO |
37 |
|
3.20%
|
Smoking kills: Do not smoke. At least while refueling... |
SMOKING_KILLS |
38 |
|
3.10%
|
Feel alive: Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver. |
FEEL_ALIVE |
39 |
|
2.70%
|
Jackpot!: Maybe you should do Lotto too? |
JACKPOT |
40 |
|
2.30%
|
Rusting fast: Over 200km/h with Satsuma! |
RUSTING_FAST |
41 |
|
2.30%
|
Thank you government: Crime is for poor people only. |
THANK_YOU_GOVERNMENT |
42 |
|
2.10%
|
Can't stop smoking now...: You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going. |
CANT_STOP_SMOKING_NOW |
43 |
|
1.90%
|
10000 km : 10000 km driven with Satsuma. |
10000KM |
44 |
|
1.80%
|
Thank you for playing!: Seems like it is over now. |
THANK_YOU_FOR_PLAYING |
45 |
|
1.80%
|
Too much power, too little skill: Jerk in daddy's car. |
TOO_MUCH_POWER |
46 |
|
1.70%
|
Greased rust: Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma. |
DRAG |
47 |
|
1.70%
|
Methanol Man: You gained a new super power: Blindness! |
METHANOL_MAN |
48 |
|
1.40%
|
Darwin Award: Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more. |
DARWIN_AWARD |
49 |
|
1.20%
|
Lottery winner: You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure! |
LOTTERY_WINNER |
50 |
|
1.20%
|
Wow, look at that Chopin there: Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C. |
386_PIENO |
51 |
|
1.10%
|
1000 Strawberries!: Time well spent, huh? |
STRAWBERRYPRO |
52 |
|
1.00%
|
First loser: Coming second is just a first loser. |
FIRST_LOSER |
53 |
|
1.00%
|
Flying Finn: Top breed of racing drivers. |
FLYING_FINN |
54 |
|
1.00%
|
Catch-A-Fish: You caught the rarest fish in the pond. |
386_FISHGAME |
55 |
|
1.00%
|
Philosophy Master: Sometimes being a banker is enough. |
386_FILOSOFI |
56 |
|
1.00%
|
My finger slipped: Achieve a time of 0.12 or under. |
386_WILDVEST |
57 |
|
1.00%
|
Finnish sisu!: Finish rally with major suspension damage. |
FINNISH_SISU |
58 |
|
0.90%
|
Sliding Swede: Coming after Flying Finns! |
SLIDING_SWEDE |
59 |
|
0.90%
|
Kiddy champ: You won in a junior class! |
KIDDY_CHAMP |
60 |
|
0.90%
|
I am Santa Claus: Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi. |
386_JOULU |
61 |
|
0.90%
|
Aiming like a pro: Maybe find a woman next time. |
386_SORMILKI |
62 |
|
0.90%
|
Gauntlet survivor: Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days. |
386_GAUNTLET |
63 |
|
0.90%
|
A cure for illness: You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day. |
386_RAPULA |
64 |
|
0.90%
|
You are the wall: You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion. |
386_INVAPASI |
65 |
|
0.90%
|
Full stash: Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times. |
386_ALLIKKO |
66 |
|
0.90%
|
Seek and you shall find: Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man. |
386_WORLDMAN |
67 |
|
0.90%
|
PTSD: Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange. |
386_MASSACRE |
68 |
|
0.90%
|
Waving for victory: They failed to stop Johnny. |
386_JFKRACE |
69 |
|
0.90%
|
Grill master: Serve at least 20 dish. |
386_GRILLI |
70 |
|
0.90%
|
Hannes Kolehmainen: Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot. |
HANNES_KOLEHMAINEN |
71 |
|
0.80%
|
Kahen kilon siika!: Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms. |
386_PROPILKKI |
72 |
|
0.80%
|
Reetipokeri Master: Too bad this is not Las Vegas. |
POKERIREETI |
73 |
|
0.80%
|
Engine started!: You beat the menu. And that's it. |
386_RALLY95 |