| 1 |   | 21.00% | I Got The Remedy: | CURE_POISON | 
                
                    | 2 |   | 18.40% | Leaking Like A Sieve: It's just a flesh wound! | DEATH_BY_BLEEDING | 
                
                    | 3 |   | 15.80% | Tripped On A Curb: Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb. | DEATH_BY_FALLING | 
                
                    | 4 |   | 11.50% | The Things We Do: | KILL_FIRST_PLAYER | 
                
                    | 5 |   | 6.90% | Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI: A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion. | DEATH_BY_DROWNING | 
                
                    | 6 |   | 6.10% | Expecting A Third Arm?: Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green? | DEATH_BY_RADIATION | 
                
                    | 7 |   | 6.00% | With Last Breath: One foot in the grave. | SURVIVE_WITH_5_HEALTH | 
                
                    | 8 |   | 5.60% | You Shall Not Pass: Full Metal Barracks | BASE_PART_PLACE_METAL | 
                
                    | 9 |   | 5.30% | Helping Hand: Medic! | BANDAGE_5_PLAYERS | 
                
                    | 10 |   | 5.00% | Ran Out Of Laundry Pods: You think hunger is a game? | DEATH_BY_HUNGER | 
                
                    | 11 |   | 4.80% | Harder, Better, Stronger: And it didn't cost six million dollars. | BASE_PART_UPGRADED | 
                
                    | 12 |   | 4.70% | Patch It Up: Can we fix it? Yes we can! | BASE_PART_REPAIRED | 
                
                    | 13 |   | 3.10% | Trust Me, I'm An Architect: Somebody call OSHA. | DEATH_BY_BASE_PART | 
                
                    | 14 |   | 2.80% | An Apple A Day: | EAT_50_APPLES | 
                
                    | 15 |   | 2.30% | Mr. Clean: You really mopped his clock. | KILL_AI_WITH_SQUEEGEE | 
                
                    | 16 |   | 2.20% | Well, That Wasn't What I Expected: Cool guys don't look at them. | DEATH_BY_EXPLOSION | 
                
                    | 17 |   | 2.20% | Working On Your Tan: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. | DEATH_BY_FIRE | 
                
                    | 18 |   | 2.10% | Fisticuffs: | KILL_PLAYER_WITH_FISTS | 
                
                    | 19 |   | 1.40% | Cock Fight: That's the wrong kind of kill "streak". | KILL_PLAYER_WHILE_NAKED | 
                
                    | 20 |   | 1.20% | 250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage: If you build it, they will come... and raid it. | BASE_MAX_PARTS | 
                
                    | 21 |   | 1.20% | A Long Way To Go: So you can hit the broad side of a barn. | MARKSMAN_100M | 
                
                    | 22 |   | 1.10% | We All Need A Friend Like You: | BANDAGE_25_PLAYERS | 
                
                    | 23 |   | 0.70% | Moneybags: Dive into that vault of coins! | KIOSK_50 | 
                
                    | 24 |   | 0.50% | Size Doesn't Matter: Fifteen rounds with Drago. | KILL_BRUTE_WITH_FISTS | 
                
                    | 25 |   | 0.30% | Long Distance Relationship: Alright kid, don't get cocky. | MARKSMAN_200M | 
                
                    | 26 |   | 0.20% | New Vocation: | BANDAGE_100_PLAYERS | 
                
                    | 27 |   | 0.10% | Guinea Pig: | EXP_SERVER | 
                
                    | 28 |   | 0.10% | American Nutcase: Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now! | KILL_PLAYER_WITH_PATRICKS_AXE | 
                
                    | 29 |   | 0.00% | Has To Be A Lucky Shot: Hacker | MARKSMAN_500M |