| 1 |   | 20.10% | First Trip to Canada: Win Death Road Normal Mode. | wins-normal | 
                
                    | 2 |   | 16.40% | Ramming Speed: Reach the final area with a working car. | ramcrossing | 
                
                    | 3 |   | 16.20% | No Jerk Left Behind: Win with a full team of 4 people/dogs/beings. | fullteam | 
                
                    | 4 |   | 15.70% | Patch me Up: Heal teammates 75 times. | healtotal | 
                
                    | 5 |   | 12.40% | Magical Wishing Toilet: Open 100 toilets, revealing the toilet genie. | toilettotal | 
                
                    | 6 |   | 12.20% | Buncha Weirdos: Win Rare Characters Mode. | wins-special | 
                
                    | 7 |   | 12.10% | Free Chicken: Rescued a chicken. May have turned it into nugs after. | freechicken | 
                
                    | 8 |   | 11.20% | Car Repair: Train Mechanical 50 times. | mechtotal | 
                
                    | 9 |   | 11.00% | No One Left Behind: Win with no ally deaths. This includes traders and mall cops. | nodeaths | 
                
                    | 10 |   | 10.50% | Cooling It: A miracle happened that day... | cooling-it | 
                
                    | 11 |   | 8.80% | Human Repair: Train Medical 50 times. | medtotal | 
                
                    | 12 |   | 8.00% | Help From My Pals: Win Familiar Characters Mode. | wins-family | 
                
                    | 13 |   | 7.20% | Getting in Shape: Train Fitness 75 times. | fittotal | 
                
                    | 14 |   | 7.00% | Target Practice: Train Shooting 75 times. | shoottotal | 
                
                    | 15 |   | 6.50% | Little Vacation: Beat Short Trip to Heck Mode. | wins-short | 
                
                    | 16 |   | 6.30% | Paranormal: Proved the existence of spooky ghosts. | ghostfound | 
                
                    | 17 |   | 5.80% | Could Be Worse: Beat Deadlier Road Mode. | wins-deadlier | 
                
                    | 18 |   | 5.50% | Gotta Get Huge: Train Strength 100 times. Build mass, build bulk. | strtotal | 
                
                    | 19 |   | 5.50% | Are We There Yet?: Win Long Winding Road Mode. | wins-long | 
                
                    | 20 |   | 4.70% | DA NA NA NAA: Win with L#nk. The censored vowel changes every game. | lnk | 
                
                    | 21 |   | 4.60% | Valhalla: Win with Valkyrie. This should be an easy one. | valkyrie | 
                
                    | 22 |   | 4.40% | Day of the Circus: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) | clown-swarm | 
                
                    | 23 |   | 4.10% | Coup De Grace: Win with the Fencer. Parry and Riposte! | fencer | 
                
                    | 24 |   | 3.60% | Thankyaverymuch: Win with Alvis, the Crooner of the Zombocalypse. | alvis | 
                
                    | 25 |   | 3.50% | Anime Syndrome: Anime Girl anime'd the car. | anime-boom | 
                
                    | 26 |   | 3.50% | Derby Champ: Win with Roller Derby Woman. She's well trained for the zombocalypse. | rollerderby | 
                
                    | 27 |   | 3.40% | Sumo Solution: Win with sumo wrestler. Sumo is the ultimate anti-zombie martial art. | sumo | 
                
                    | 28 |   | 3.40% | Extreme Weirdos: Win Rare Characters EXTREME Mode. | wins-specialEX | 
                
                    | 29 |   | 3.40% | World Champ: Win with the Boxer. Stick and move! | boxer | 
                
                    | 30 |   | 3.20% | SOME PIG: Win with some pig in the team. | pigwin | 
                
                    | 31 |   | 3.00% | Luchadore: Win with El Satan's patented wrestling moves. | elsatan | 
                
                    | 32 |   | 3.00% | Berserker: Win with a BERSERK! trait character. They're rather death prone. | berserker | 
                
                    | 33 |   | 2.80% | Bonds of Steel: Win Familiar Characters EXTREME Mode. | wins-familyEX | 
                
                    | 34 |   | 2.70% | Caveman Crush: Win a game with the caveman after breaking her out of the ice. | caveman | 
                
                    | 35 |   | 2.60% | Abracadabra: Win with the Wizard! It is your destiny. | wizard | 
                
                    | 36 |   | 2.50% | Zombie Fashion: Win with the Debutante. I guess she does kind of look like Mary Poppins. | debutante | 
                
                    | 37 |   | 2.40% | Mr. Popular: Win with the friendliest guy there is. | mason | 
                
                    | 38 |   | 2.40% | I Hate Skeletons: Win with a skeleton. Internal skeletons don't count. | skeletons | 
                
                    | 39 |   | 2.40% | Grueling Victory: Beat Marathon Mode. | wins-marathon | 
                
                    | 40 |   | 2.30% | Gnome Power: Win with Gnomey, the most OP character. S++ on the Official Tier List. | gnomey | 
                
                    | 41 |   | 2.00% | HL3: Win with Gordo. Any resemblance to another character is coincidental. | gordo | 
                
                    | 42 |   | 1.80% | Bwaugh!: Win with the original hot Vampire, not those newfangled sparkling ones. | vampire | 
                
                    | 43 |   | 1.80% | Scientific: Win with the bunker laboratory scientist. | madsci | 
                
                    | 44 |   | 1.80% | Five Game Streak: Win 5 consecutive games in a row without losing. | streak5 | 
                
                    | 45 |   | 1.70% | HA! HA!: Win with the funny Clown. *distorted honk* | clown | 
                
                    | 46 |   | 1.60% | NICE ONE, HOSER: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) | pm-killer | 
                
                    | 47 |   | 1.60% | Too Swole to Control: Win with The Last Bodybuilder. He's so strong. | TLB | 
                
                    | 48 |   | 1.60% | My Lovely Horse: Win with Horse. You're a pony no more. | horse | 
                
                    | 49 |   | 1.60% | Cat Attack: Win the game with a feral cat in the team. | catattack | 
                
                    | 50 |   | 1.50% | Cat Fancy: Win with Cat Lady. Who knew hoarding cats would be this useful? | catlady | 
                
                    | 51 |   | 1.50% | Song of Zombo: Win with the Renaissance Faire bard recruit. | renbard | 
                
                    | 52 |   | 1.50% | CAAAAAARL!: Carl! Caaaaarl! | caaarl | 
                
                    | 53 |   | 1.50% | Witch's Brew: Win with the Witch. Magic hat, magic broom, magic uzi. | witch | 
                
                    | 54 |   | 1.40% | G#rfening: Win with G#rf. Every day... is a Monday. | garf | 
                
                    | 55 |   | 1.40% | Cannonball: Win the game with the pirate captain rare trader camp recruit. | piratecap | 
                
                    | 56 |   | 1.30% | The Last Panda: Win with the Panda. Maybe Canada will be a good habitat. | panda | 
                
                    | 57 |   | 1.30% | The Loneliest Road: Pure solo victory. Start with one character, never get a recruit. | allsolo | 
                
                    | 58 |   | 1.20% | Fae Folk: Win with the Queen of Fairies. Make a wish for friendship. | fairy | 
                
                    | 59 |   | 1.20% | Zombillion: Splat 100,000 zombies! | zomb100k | 
                
                    | 60 |   | 1.20% | Mode Master: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) | wins-all10 | 
                
                    | 61 |   | 1.20% | Goatal Victory: Win the game with a goat. It's going to ruin the car. | goatwin | 
                
                    | 62 |   | 1.20% | The Kepaning: Beat K*E*P*A Mode. | wins-kepa | 
                
                    | 63 |   | 1.00% | Don't Let Me Die: Win K*E*P*A Mode with Kepa. Please don't get me killed. | kepa | 
                
                    | 64 |   | 0.90% | Grizzled Hermit: Win with the Hermit after coaxing him out of his Hermit Hut. | hermit | 
                
                    | 65 |   | 0.90% | Has Left The Building: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) | alvis-leftbuilding | 
                
                    | 66 |   | 0.90% | Merry Christmas: Win with Santa, a real Christmas miracle. | santa | 
                
                    | 67 |   | 0.70% | Canada Day: Win the game with the holiday beaver in the team. | canadaday | 
                
                    | 68 |   | 0.60% | America Day: Win the game with Uncle Sam or Muscle Eagle. | americaday | 
                
                    | 69 |   | 0.60% | Dog Squad: Win with 4 dogs. Dog squaaaaad. | dogsquad | 
                
                    | 70 |   | 0.60% | Happy Thanksgiving: Win with Turkey. Tip: Do not eat it. | turkey | 
                
                    | 71 |   | 0.50% | Omega Streak: Streak the first 10 game modes! | streakall |