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Achievements completed: 33 (38.82%)

Achievements: (33 / 85):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 7.50% Thunder Candle: Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT VCASR_TNTSuicide
2 6.80% Janicide: Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge VCA_BlowupColleague
3 6.10% Swept Under The Carpet: Complete Uprinsing Level VCA_CompleteAdmin
4 5.60% Pine Fresh: Complete Hydroponic Hell Level VCA_CompleteGreenhouse
5 5.60% The Day the Funk Died: Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire VCASR_KillTheFunk
6 5.50% Ice-Cold Cleana: Complete Cryogenesis Level VCA_CompleteCryo
7 4.70% Pass The Torch: Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor VCA_PassTheTorch
8 4.40% Cleanliness is Godliness: Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off VCASR_CompleteCleanup
9 4.20% Louis and Clean: Complete Gravity Drive Level VCA_CompleteGravityDrive
10 4.20% Identity Theft: Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office VCA_IdentityTheft
11 3.80% Pest Control: Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level VCA_CompleteMantis
12 3.70% Crystal Clear: Complete Core Sample Level VCA_CompleteEnergy
13 3.70% Biomassive Breakdown: Complete Incubation Emergency Level VCA_CompleteIncubator
14 3.20% Not Quite a Lumberjack: Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper VCA_WoodChipper
15 3.10% Clean Freak: Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave VCA_CleanOffice
16 2.60% Employee of the Year: Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards VCA_EmployeeOfTheYear
17 2.60% Blood in the Water: Go for a swim with Sharks VCAV_SharkAtePlayer
18 2.40% St. Nick's Boomstick: Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office VCASR_SantasShotgun
19 2.40% The Nose Knows: Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours VCA_Sniffer
20 2.30% The Red Nose Knows: Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office VCASR_RudolphNose
21 2.20% Rooks Kept: Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office VCASR_CollectRooksKeep
22 2.20% Bloody Incompetent: Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off VCASR_WorseMess
23 2.10% Double-Oh Dumbass: Foolishly activate the Death Ray VCAV_DeathRayFired
24 2.10% Need a Hand?: Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic VCA_HelpingHand
25 1.80% Bleach and Clear: Complete Penumbra Level VCA_CompleteDarkening
26 1.80% Tower of Babel: Build a stack of 10 stools VCASR_StoolStack
27 1.80% We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank: Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy VCAV_FeedSharks
28 1.80% Teeth for Tunes: Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark VCAV_SharkBlastedBanger
29 1.80% Eggregious: Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office VCA_FindEggs
30 1.80% Bob's Legacy: Find Bob VCA_FindBob
31 1.70% Ballistic Weaponry: Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office VCASR_CollectBallisticWeapons
32 1.70% "Red Keycard": Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room VCA_UnlockBobStash
33 1.70% Sanitized Earth: Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off VCASR_CleanDestruction
34 1.60% Plague Bearer: Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something VCA_PlagueBearer
35 1.60% Mr. Two Million Dollars: Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office VCASW_2Million
36 1.50% Bins? Limbs!: Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times VCA_BinWrath
37 1.50% One Mop To Rule Them All: Complete All major Official Levels VCA_CompleteAllMaps
38 1.50% Head Hunter: Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! VCASR_CollectElfHeads
39 1.40% Bring the Thunder: Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on VCA_BringThunder
40 1.40% Master of the Beats: Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game VCA_ContainBanger
41 1.40% Disintegrator: Fry 500 items with the plasma welder VCA_PlasmaFire
42 1.40% Death From Above: Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon VCAV_SpaceBeamPlayer
43 1.40% Head Hunter: Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office VCA_HeadHunter
44 1.30% Locked In: Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong VCAV_ImprisonPlayer
45 1.30% Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe: Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office VCA_FindCollectibles
46 1.30% Christmas Crisis Corrected: Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off VCASR_ChristmasSaved
47 1.30% Lair Care: Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level VCAV_CompleteVulcan
48 1.20% Santa Hats Must Die!: Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate VCASR_BurnSantaCaps
49 1.20% Cat-astrophe: Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats! VCAV_SpaceBeamCat
50 1.20% Ubermensch: Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare VCA_SpeedrunPar
51 1.10% Audacious Oddities: Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office VCAV_FindVulcan
52 1.10% Orbital Bang-bardment: Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon VCAV_SpaceBeamBanger