| 1 |   | 29.80% | You're Fired!: Get fired! | VCA_Fired | 
                
                    | 2 |   | 20.60% | The Mops Of Wrath: Complete Athena's Wrath Level | VCA_CompleteAthena | 
                
                    | 3 |   | 13.10% | Bloody Hell!: Mop up 10,000 splats | VCA_Mop10000Splats | 
                
                    | 4 |   | 12.80% | Who's for Dinner?: Get eaten | VCA_GetEaten | 
                
                    | 5 |   | 12.40% | Operation Brownwash: Complete Waste Disposal Level | VCA_CompleteSewer | 
                
                    | 6 |   | 11.20% | Anti-Virus: Complete Caduceus Level | VCA_CompleteCaduceus | 
                
                    | 7 |   | 9.30% | Blaze of Glory: Incinerate 2000 items | VCA_Incinerate2000Items | 
                
                    | 8 |   | 9.10% | Cold Storage: Complete Frostbite Level | VCA_CompleteIceStation | 
                
                    | 9 |   | 8.90% | Surgical Sweeper: Complete Evil Science Level | VCA_CompleteMedBay | 
                
                    | 10 |   | 7.80% | Refined: Complete Unrefinery Level | VCA_CompleteUnrefinery | 
                
                    | 11 |   | 7.40% | Thunder Candle: Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT | VCASR_TNTSuicide | 
                
                    | 12 |   | 7.40% | Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning: Complete Paintenance Level | VCA_CompletePaintenance | 
                
                    | 13 |   | 7.00% | Brushed Steel: Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level | VCA_CompleteRobot | 
                
                    | 14 |   | 6.80% | Janicide: Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge | VCA_BlowupColleague | 
                
                    | 15 |   | 6.10% | Swept Under The Carpet: Complete Uprinsing Level | VCA_CompleteAdmin | 
                
                    | 16 |   | 5.80% | Blood Soaked: Spill 100 dirty buckets | VCA_Spill100Buckets | 
                
                    | 17 |   | 5.60% | Pine Fresh: Complete Hydroponic Hell Level | VCA_CompleteGreenhouse | 
                
                    | 18 |   | 5.60% | The Day the Funk Died: Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire | VCASR_KillTheFunk | 
                
                    | 19 |   | 5.40% | Ice-Cold Cleana: Complete Cryogenesis Level | VCA_CompleteCryo | 
                
                    | 20 |   | 4.60% | Pass The Torch: Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor | VCA_PassTheTorch | 
                
                    | 21 |   | 4.40% | Lost in Space and Time: Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time | VCA_EatenByPortal | 
                
                    | 22 |   | 4.30% | Cleanliness is Godliness: Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off | VCASR_CompleteCleanup | 
                
                    | 23 |   | 4.20% | Louis and Clean: Complete Gravity Drive Level | VCA_CompleteGravityDrive | 
                
                    | 24 |   | 4.20% | Identity Theft: Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office | VCA_IdentityTheft | 
                
                    | 25 |   | 4.10% | Top Brass: Pick up 800 casings | VCA_800Casings | 
                
                    | 26 |   | 4.00% | Taking Out the Trash: Pick up 1000 pieces of trash | VCA_1000Trash | 
                
                    | 27 |   | 3.80% | Pest Control: Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level | VCA_CompleteMantis | 
                
                    | 28 |   | 3.80% | Bushwhacked: Complete Overgrowth Level | VCA_CompleteJungle | 
                
                    | 29 |   | 3.70% | Crystal Clear: Complete Core Sample Level | VCA_CompleteEnergy | 
                
                    | 30 |   | 3.70% | Biomassive Breakdown: Complete Incubation Emergency Level | VCA_CompleteIncubator | 
                
                    | 31 |   | 3.50% | Sanitary Supremacy: Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level | VCASW_CompleteCleanup | 
                
                    | 32 |   | 3.40% | Chew on This!: Throw 100 items into sand traps | VCA_FeedTheBeast | 
                
                    | 33 |   | 3.20% | Not Quite a Lumberjack: Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper | VCA_WoodChipper | 
                
                    | 34 |   | 3.10% | Clean Freak: Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave | VCA_CleanOffice | 
                
                    | 35 |   | 3.10% | Sandblasted: Complete Unearthly Excavation Level | VCA_CompleteDigsite | 
                
                    | 36 |   | 3.10% | First Aid: Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits | VCA_Medkits | 
                
                    | 37 |   | 3.00% | Pedestrian: Track over 20,000 footprints | VCA_20000Footprints | 
                
                    | 38 |   | 3.00% | Back From Whence It Came: Destroy the Bad Banger | VCA_DestroyBadBanger | 
                
                    | 39 |   | 2.70% | Never Put It On: Collect the ring and return it to your office | VCA_FindRing | 
                
                    | 40 |   | 2.60% | Employee of the Year: Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards | VCA_EmployeeOfTheYear | 
                
                    | 41 |   | 2.60% | Blood in the Water: Go for a swim with Sharks | VCAV_SharkAtePlayer | 
                
                    | 42 |   | 2.50% | Bad Dreams on Helm Street: Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office | VCA_FindBadDreams | 
                
                    | 43 |   | 2.50% | House of Honor: Clean the entire House of Horror level | VCA_CompleteHorror | 
                
                    | 44 |   | 2.40% | St. Nick's Boomstick: Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office | VCASR_SantasShotgun | 
                
                    | 45 |   | 2.40% | The Nose Knows: Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours | VCA_Sniffer | 
                
                    | 46 |   | 2.30% | The Red Nose Knows: Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office | VCASR_RudolphNose | 
                
                    | 47 |   | 2.30% | The Shimmering: Collect the axe and return it to your office | VCA_FindShimmering | 
                
                    | 48 |   | 2.20% | Bloody Incompetent: Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off | VCASR_WorseMess | 
                
                    | 49 |   | 2.20% | Thursday the 12th: Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office | VCA_FindThursday | 
                
                    | 50 |   | 2.10% | Need a Hand?: Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic | VCA_HelpingHand | 
                
                    | 51 |   | 2.10% | Double-Oh Dumbass: Foolishly activate the Death Ray | VCAV_DeathRayFired | 
                
                    | 52 |   | 2.10% | Rooks Kept: Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office | VCASR_CollectRooksKeep | 
                
                    | 53 |   | 1.90% | Wicked Unliving: Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office | VCA_FindWickedUnliving | 
                
                    | 54 |   | 1.90% | Bleach and Clear: Complete Penumbra Level | VCA_CompleteDarkening | 
                
                    | 55 |   | 1.90% | Harroween: Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office | VCA_FindHarroween | 
                
                    | 56 |   | 1.80% | Tower of Babel: Build a stack of 10 stools | VCASR_StoolStack | 
                
                    | 57 |   | 1.80% | We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank: Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy | VCAV_FeedSharks | 
                
                    | 58 |   | 1.80% | Bob's Legacy: Find Bob | VCA_FindBob | 
                
                    | 59 |   | 1.80% | Eggregious: Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office | VCA_FindEggs | 
                
                    | 60 |   | 1.80% | Teeth for Tunes: Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark | VCAV_SharkBlastedBanger | 
                
                    | 61 |   | 1.70% | "Red Keycard": Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room | VCA_UnlockBobStash | 
                
                    | 62 |   | 1.70% | Sanitized Earth: Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off | VCASR_CleanDestruction | 
                
                    | 63 |   | 1.70% | Ballistic Weaponry: Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office | VCASR_CollectBallisticWeapons | 
                
                    | 64 |   | 1.60% | Mr. Two Million Dollars: Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office | VCASW_2Million | 
                
                    | 65 |   | 1.60% | Plague Bearer: Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something | VCA_PlagueBearer | 
                
                    | 66 |   | 1.50% | Head Hunter: Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! | VCASR_CollectElfHeads | 
                
                    | 67 |   | 1.50% | Bins? Limbs!: Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times | VCA_BinWrath | 
                
                    | 68 |   | 1.50% | One Mop To Rule Them All: Complete All major Official Levels | VCA_CompleteAllMaps | 
                
                    | 69 |   | 1.40% | Master of the Beats: Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game | VCA_ContainBanger | 
                
                    | 70 |   | 1.40% | Bring the Thunder: Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on | VCA_BringThunder | 
                
                    | 71 |   | 1.40% | Head Hunter: Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office | VCA_HeadHunter | 
                
                    | 72 |   | 1.40% | Death From Above: Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon | VCAV_SpaceBeamPlayer | 
                
                    | 73 |   | 1.40% | Disintegrator: Fry 500 items with the plasma welder | VCA_PlasmaFire | 
                
                    | 74 |   | 1.30% | Locked In: Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong | VCAV_ImprisonPlayer | 
                
                    | 75 |   | 1.30% | Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe: Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office | VCA_FindCollectibles | 
                
                    | 76 |   | 1.30% | Christmas Crisis Corrected: Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off | VCASR_ChristmasSaved | 
                
                    | 77 |   | 1.30% | Lair Care: Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level | VCAV_CompleteVulcan | 
                
                    | 78 |   | 1.20% | Santa Hats Must Die!: Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate | VCASR_BurnSantaCaps | 
                
                    | 79 |   | 1.20% | Cat-astrophe: Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats! | VCAV_SpaceBeamCat | 
                
                    | 80 |   | 1.20% | Ubermensch: Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare | VCA_SpeedrunPar | 
                
                    | 81 |   | 1.10% | Audacious Oddities: Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office | VCAV_FindVulcan | 
                
                    | 82 |   | 1.10% | Orbital Bang-bardment: Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon | VCAV_SpaceBeamBanger |