1 |
|
42.10%
|
Shh I Doctor Now: Calm your patient. |
shh_i_doctor |
2 |
|
37.70%
|
Pinky Swear: Make a promise with the rib cage. |
pinky_swear |
3 |
|
30.50%
|
Vworrrp Vworrrp : Create a Time Lord. |
time_lord |
4 |
|
18.80%
|
Nigel The Secretary: Go about your secretarial duties. |
the_secretary |
5 |
|
16.00%
|
Nine Nine Nine!: Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance. |
heart_ambulance_1 |
6 |
|
15.10%
|
Let's Go Practice Medicine: Perform an uber heart transplant. |
tf2_transplant_1 |
7 |
|
14.80%
|
Keyhole Surgery: Completely remove the rib cage. |
keyhole_surgery |
8 |
|
12.90%
|
Socialised Medicine!: Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood. |
heart_transplant_3 |
9 |
|
12.20%
|
When You Have No Choice But To Operate: Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance. |
kidney_ambulance_1 |
10 |
|
11.90%
|
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?: Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance. |
brain_ambulance_1 |
11 |
|
11.60%
|
10 Megabytes Of Raw Data: Collect all floppy disks. |
10mb_raw_data |
12 |
|
11.40%
|
Spaaaaaaaaace: Go where no surgeon has gone before. |
space |
13 |
|
10.30%
|
Mother Hen: Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance. |
mother_hen |
14 |
|
9.70%
|
Practically Licensed: Complete all procedures. |
practically_licensed |
15 |
|
9.30%
|
The Sound Of Progress My Friend!: Explode a heart. |
tf2_sound_of_progress |
16 |
|
9.00%
|
What Have I Done??: Lose the patient within 15 seconds. |
what_have_i_done |
17 |
|
7.80%
|
In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed: Perform a heart transplant in space. |
spc_heart_space_1 |
18 |
|
7.50%
|
About As Politically Correct As Fur: Give the patient a... scarf. |
correct_as_fur |
19 |
|
7.30%
|
What A Load Of Bull: Listen to the surgeon rap. |
load_of_bull |
20 |
|
7.00%
|
I Immediately Regret This Decision: Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time. |
regret_this_decision |
21 |
|
6.70%
|
A New Heart: Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart. |
_achNewHeart |
22 |
|
6.40%
|
Like A Wet Paper Towel: Throw the new heart away in the surgery. |
wet_paper_towel |
23 |
|
6.30%
|
Zero G Kidney: Perform a double kidney transplant in space. |
spc_kidney_space_1 |
24 |
|
6.10%
|
It's Hardly Rocket Science: Perform a brain transplant in space. |
spc_brain_space_1 |
25 |
|
6.00%
|
I Should Never Have Doubted Myself: Get an A++ rating on a procedure. |
never_doubted_myself |
26 |
|
5.80%
|
Delivery Coming Through: Perform a corridor double kidney transplant. |
kidney_corridor_1 |
27 |
|
5.60%
|
It's In! It's In I Tell You!: ...and it was going so well. |
its_in |
28 |
|
5.50%
|
Screw The Prime Directive: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
spc_prime_directive_hdn |
29 |
|
5.40%
|
We're Going Bowling!: Perform a corridor brain transplant. |
brain_corridor_1 |
30 |
|
5.40%
|
Enter The Code: I'm not sure that was worth it... |
spc_enter_the_code |
31 |
|
5.20%
|
Hammer Time: Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer. |
hammer_time |
32 |
|
5.10%
|
Is it Real?: Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more. |
_achIsItReal |
33 |
|
5.00%
|
Don't Run With Scalpels: Perform a corridor eye transplant. |
eye_corridor_1 |
34 |
|
4.80%
|
Go For The Optics!: Perform |
go_for_the_optics |
35 |
|
4.70%
|
Mobile Dentistry: Perform a corridor teeth transplant. |
teeth_corridor_1 |
36 |
|
4.70%
|
The Beat Of Your Heart: Replace the heart with something else. |
beat_of_your_heart |
37 |
|
4.20%
|
Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!: Completely smash up the rib cage. |
ribs_grow_back |
38 |
|
3.80%
|
Call Trisha: Now where did you leave her number... |
call_trisha |
39 |
|
3.70%
|
Speedrun Time: Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute. |
spc_brain_space_2 |
40 |
|
3.60%
|
One With The Speed Bumps: Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood. |
heart_ambulance_3 |
41 |
|
3.60%
|
Keep Your Eyes On The Road: Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance. |
eye_ambulance_1 |
42 |
|
3.50%
|
Performance Anxiety: Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood. |
kidney_transplant_3 |
43 |
|
3.40%
|
Brace For Surgery: Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance. |
teeth_ambulance_1 |
44 |
|
3.30%
|
Should I Be Awake For This?: Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood. |
tf2_transplant_3 |
45 |
|
3.20%
|
How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?: Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute. |
brain_transplant_2 |
46 |
|
3.20%
|
Archimedes!: Hit Archimedes with a heart. |
tf2_archimedes |
47 |
|
3.20%
|
Grin And Bear It: Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery. |
grin_bear_it |
48 |
|
3.10%
|
At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood: Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood. |
kidney_ambulance_3 |
49 |
|
3.00%
|
Kali Mah!: Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes. |
heart_transplant_2 |
50 |
|
2.90%
|
Brainstorm: Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds. |
brain_ambulance_2 |
51 |
|
2.90%
|
Sweet Blasphemy: Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood. |
brain_transplant_3 |
52 |
|
2.80%
|
Performance Enhancer?: Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs) |
performance_enhancer |
53 |
|
2.80%
|
I'm Sure He'll Live: Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining. |
sure_hell_live |
54 |
|
2.60%
|
My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me: Perform an eye transplant in space. |
spc_eye_space_1 |
55 |
|
2.60%
|
I Have No Idea What I'm Doing: Smash all canisters within 10 seconds. |
spc_i_have_no_idea |
56 |
|
2.50%
|
Orbital Dentist: Perform a teeth transplant in space. |
spc_teeth_space_1 |
57 |
|
2.50%
|
Nigel You Bloody Hero: Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood. |
brain_ambulance_3 |
58 |
|
2.40%
|
Life's Too Short: Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds. |
heart_ambulance_2 |
59 |
|
2.40%
|
We're Going On An Adventure!: Take your radio with you. |
spc_adventure |
60 |
|
2.30%
|
Surgetricity: Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs) |
surgetricity |
61 |
|
2.30%
|
You're Free Now: Set the Gobbleshaft free. |
spc_gobbleshaft |
62 |
|
2.30%
|
Butter Fingers: Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant. |
butter_fingers |
63 |
|
2.30%
|
Those Are Some Healthy Gums: Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood. |
teeth_transplant_3 |
64 |
|
2.30%
|
Like An Animal: Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery. |
like_an_animal |
65 |
|
2.20%
|
Moooooo: Heart of a Cow. |
_achMoooo |
66 |
|
2.20%
|
You Can't Handle The Tooth!: Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth. |
handle_the_tooth |
67 |
|
2.20%
|
Frikkin' Lasers: Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser. |
frikkin_lasers |
68 |
|
2.10%
|
And They Said It Was Impossible!: Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs) |
it_was_impossible |
69 |
|
2.00%
|
Don't In-Test My Patience: Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds. |
kidney_transplant_2 |
70 |
|
1.90%
|
A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed: Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes. |
kidney_ambulance_2 |
71 |
|
1.90%
|
First Success: Complete an alien organ transplant. |
spc_first_success |
72 |
|
1.80%
|
Let's See That Sick Filth Again: Perform a 180° spoon flip. |
sick_filth |
73 |
|
1.80%
|
Don't Even Need A Bucket: Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood |
heart_corridor_3 |
74 |
|
1.80%
|
That's How I Lost My Medical License: Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds. |
tf2_transplant_2 |
75 |
|
1.80%
|
Open Really Wide: Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood |
teeth_corridor_3 |
76 |
|
1.70%
|
Lumberjack: Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe. |
lumberjack |
77 |
|
1.70%
|
Precision Instrument Time: Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood. |
spc_brain_space_3 |
78 |
|
1.70%
|
Best Surgeon In The World: Get an A++ rating on all procedures. |
best_in_the_world |
79 |
|
1.70%
|
Now I Can Reach: Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers. |
_achNowICanReach |
80 |
|
1.70%
|
Best Surgeon In The Universe: Complete all 6 secret transplants. |
spc_best_in_the_universe |
81 |
|
1.70%
|
The Surgery Of The Future: Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood. |
spc_kidney_space_3 |
82 |
|
1.70%
|
No More Worse Than Shampoo: Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood. |
eye_transplant_3 |
83 |
|
1.60%
|
Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine: Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood. |
spc_heart_space_3 |
84 |
|
1.60%
|
Pink Eye: Vodka to the eye. |
_achPinkEye |
85 |
|
1.60%
|
Nothing But Skull: Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in. |
nothing_but_skull |
86 |
|
1.60%
|
Won't Even Need Glasses!: Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood |
eye_corridor_3 |
87 |
|
1.50%
|
Tunnel Vision: Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood |
kidney_corridor_3 |
88 |
|
1.50%
|
There Is Nothing More To Teach...: Completed every achievement. Now go save lives! |
nothing_more_to_teach |
89 |
|
1.50%
|
No Time To Admire The View: Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds. |
spc_heart_space_2 |
90 |
|
1.50%
|
Stomach O'Clock: Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes. |
spc_kidney_space_2 |
91 |
|
1.40%
|
No Need To Curb Stomp Him: Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood. |
teeth_ambulance_3 |
92 |
|
1.30%
|
I Can't Work Under These Conditions!: Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds. |
heart_corridor_2 |
93 |
|
1.30%
|
The Brains Of The Operation: Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood. |
brain_corridor_3 |
94 |
|
1.30%
|
Blink And You'll Miss It: Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes. |
eye_transplant_2 |
95 |
|
1.30%
|
You May Feel A Light Tapping: Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes. |
teeth_transplant_2 |
96 |
|
1.30%
|
Maintained Healthy Gums At Least: Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood. |
spc_teeth_space_3 |
97 |
|
1.20%
|
Right Tools At The Right Time: Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds. |
kidney_corridor_2 |
98 |
|
1.20%
|
Little Wet Willy: Wet Willy with little pinky. |
_achLittleWilly |
99 |
|
1.20%
|
Trumsplant: Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity. |
_achTplant |
100 |
|
1.20%
|
The Speed Of A Neuron: Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds. |
brain_corridor_2 |
101 |
|
1.20%
|
The Tooth Is Out There: Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes. |
spc_teeth_space_2 |
102 |
|
1.20%
|
Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum: Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds. |
teeth_corridor_2 |
103 |
|
1.20%
|
I Can See For Miles... Per Hour: Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds. |
eye_ambulance_2 |
104 |
|
1.20%
|
At Worst, You're Now Colourblind: Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood. |
eye_ambulance_3 |
105 |
|
1.20%
|
Not The Time Or Place For Precision: Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds. |
teeth_ambulance_2 |
106 |
|
1.20%
|
Eye Of The Space Storm: Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds. |
spc_eye_space_2 |
107 |
|
1.20%
|
Expert Space Stalker: Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood. |
spc_eye_space_3 |
108 |
|
1.20%
|
Blinding Speed Surgery: Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds. |
eye_corridor_2 |
109 |
|
1.00%
|
A++ is Trumperific: Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart. |
_achTrumperific |
110 |
|
0.90%
|
A Small Loan From My Father: Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00. |
_achSoMuchMoney |