| 1 |
|
79.80%
|
Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News: Answer the phone. |
doctor_doctor |
| 2 |
|
62.10%
|
Flippin' The Bird: Show the patient your disdain. |
flippin_the_bird |
| 3 |
|
56.20%
|
Surgery Horns: Express your appreciation of the metal. |
surgery_horns |
| 4 |
|
50.50%
|
Valve Actually Let Us Do This?: Successfully use the VHS tape. |
tf2_valve_let_us |
| 5 |
|
46.70%
|
It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It: Perform a heart transplant. |
heart_transplant_1 |
| 6 |
|
41.80%
|
Shh I Doctor Now: Calm your patient. |
shh_i_doctor |
| 7 |
|
37.00%
|
Pinky Swear: Make a promise with the rib cage. |
pinky_swear |
| 8 |
|
30.20%
|
Vworrrp Vworrrp : Create a Time Lord. |
time_lord |
| 9 |
|
28.80%
|
You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!: Perform a double kidney transplant. |
kidney_transplant_1 |
| 10 |
|
27.40%
|
I Think I Got This: Perform a brain transplant. |
brain_transplant_1 |
| 11 |
|
18.60%
|
Nigel The Secretary: Go about your secretarial duties. |
the_secretary |
| 12 |
|
15.80%
|
Nine Nine Nine!: Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance. |
heart_ambulance_1 |
| 13 |
|
15.00%
|
Let's Go Practice Medicine: Perform an uber heart transplant. |
tf2_transplant_1 |
| 14 |
|
14.70%
|
Keyhole Surgery: Completely remove the rib cage. |
keyhole_surgery |
| 15 |
|
12.80%
|
Socialised Medicine!: Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood. |
heart_transplant_3 |
| 16 |
|
12.10%
|
When You Have No Choice But To Operate: Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance. |
kidney_ambulance_1 |
| 17 |
|
11.80%
|
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?: Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance. |
brain_ambulance_1 |
| 18 |
|
11.50%
|
I Am A Genius!: Create a Hammerhead shark. |
hammerhead_shark |
| 19 |
|
11.50%
|
10 Megabytes Of Raw Data: Collect all floppy disks. |
10mb_raw_data |
| 20 |
|
11.30%
|
Spaaaaaaaaace: Go where no surgeon has gone before. |
space |
| 21 |
|
10.70%
|
Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing: Perform an eye transplant. |
eye_transplant_1 |
| 22 |
|
10.20%
|
Mother Hen: Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance. |
mother_hen |
| 23 |
|
9.60%
|
Practically Licensed: Complete all procedures. |
practically_licensed |
| 24 |
|
9.20%
|
The Sound Of Progress My Friend!: Explode a heart. |
tf2_sound_of_progress |
| 25 |
|
9.00%
|
Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist: Perform a teeth transplant. |
teeth_transplant_1 |
| 26 |
|
8.90%
|
What Have I Done??: Lose the patient within 15 seconds. |
what_have_i_done |
| 27 |
|
8.70%
|
Heterochromia: Give the patient heterochromia. |
heterochromia |
| 28 |
|
8.10%
|
The Goggles Do Nothing: Completely smash up the goggles. |
goggles_do_nothing |
| 29 |
|
7.80%
|
In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed: Perform a heart transplant in space. |
spc_heart_space_1 |
| 30 |
|
7.40%
|
About As Politically Correct As Fur: Give the patient a... scarf. |
correct_as_fur |
| 31 |
|
7.40%
|
What A Load Of Bull: Listen to the surgeon rap. |
load_of_bull |
| 32 |
|
7.40%
|
Like a hotdog down a hallway.: Perform a corridor heart transplant. |
heart_corridor_1 |
| 33 |
|
6.90%
|
I Immediately Regret This Decision: Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time. |
regret_this_decision |
| 34 |
|
6.70%
|
A New Heart: Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart. |
_achNewHeart |
| 35 |
|
6.40%
|
Like A Wet Paper Towel: Throw the new heart away in the surgery. |
wet_paper_towel |
| 36 |
|
6.30%
|
Zero G Kidney: Perform a double kidney transplant in space. |
spc_kidney_space_1 |
| 37 |
|
6.00%
|
It's Hardly Rocket Science: Perform a brain transplant in space. |
spc_brain_space_1 |
| 38 |
|
6.00%
|
I Should Never Have Doubted Myself: Get an A++ rating on a procedure. |
never_doubted_myself |
| 39 |
|
5.90%
|
Delivery Coming Through: Perform a corridor double kidney transplant. |
kidney_corridor_1 |
| 40 |
|
5.50%
|
It's In! It's In I Tell You!: ...and it was going so well. |
its_in |
| 41 |
|
5.40%
|
Enter The Code: I'm not sure that was worth it... |
spc_enter_the_code |
| 42 |
|
5.40%
|
We're Going Bowling!: Perform a corridor brain transplant. |
brain_corridor_1 |
| 43 |
|
5.40%
|
Screw The Prime Directive: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
spc_prime_directive_hdn |
| 44 |
|
5.10%
|
Is it Real?: Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more. |
_achIsItReal |
| 45 |
|
5.10%
|
Don't Run With Scalpels: Perform a corridor eye transplant. |
eye_corridor_1 |
| 46 |
|
5.10%
|
Hammer Time: Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer. |
hammer_time |
| 47 |
|
4.70%
|
Go For The Optics!: Perform |
go_for_the_optics |
| 48 |
|
4.70%
|
Mobile Dentistry: Perform a corridor teeth transplant. |
teeth_corridor_1 |
| 49 |
|
4.70%
|
The Beat Of Your Heart: Replace the heart with something else. |
beat_of_your_heart |
| 50 |
|
4.10%
|
Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!: Completely smash up the rib cage. |
ribs_grow_back |
| 51 |
|
3.80%
|
Call Trisha: Now where did you leave her number... |
call_trisha |
| 52 |
|
3.70%
|
Speedrun Time: Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute. |
spc_brain_space_2 |
| 53 |
|
3.60%
|
One With The Speed Bumps: Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood. |
heart_ambulance_3 |
| 54 |
|
3.60%
|
Keep Your Eyes On The Road: Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance. |
eye_ambulance_1 |
| 55 |
|
3.50%
|
Performance Anxiety: Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood. |
kidney_transplant_3 |
| 56 |
|
3.50%
|
Brace For Surgery: Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance. |
teeth_ambulance_1 |
| 57 |
|
3.30%
|
Should I Be Awake For This?: Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood. |
tf2_transplant_3 |
| 58 |
|
3.20%
|
Grin And Bear It: Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery. |
grin_bear_it |
| 59 |
|
3.20%
|
Archimedes!: Hit Archimedes with a heart. |
tf2_archimedes |
| 60 |
|
3.10%
|
At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood: Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood. |
kidney_ambulance_3 |
| 61 |
|
3.10%
|
How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?: Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute. |
brain_transplant_2 |
| 62 |
|
3.00%
|
Kali Mah!: Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes. |
heart_transplant_2 |
| 63 |
|
2.90%
|
Brainstorm: Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds. |
brain_ambulance_2 |
| 64 |
|
2.90%
|
Sweet Blasphemy: Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood. |
brain_transplant_3 |
| 65 |
|
2.80%
|
Performance Enhancer?: Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs) |
performance_enhancer |
| 66 |
|
2.70%
|
I'm Sure He'll Live: Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining. |
sure_hell_live |
| 67 |
|
2.60%
|
My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me: Perform an eye transplant in space. |
spc_eye_space_1 |
| 68 |
|
2.60%
|
I Have No Idea What I'm Doing: Smash all canisters within 10 seconds. |
spc_i_have_no_idea |
| 69 |
|
2.50%
|
Orbital Dentist: Perform a teeth transplant in space. |
spc_teeth_space_1 |
| 70 |
|
2.50%
|
Nigel You Bloody Hero: Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood. |
brain_ambulance_3 |
| 71 |
|
2.40%
|
We're Going On An Adventure!: Take your radio with you. |
spc_adventure |
| 72 |
|
2.40%
|
Life's Too Short: Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds. |
heart_ambulance_2 |
| 73 |
|
2.40%
|
Those Are Some Healthy Gums: Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood. |
teeth_transplant_3 |
| 74 |
|
2.30%
|
Butter Fingers: Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant. |
butter_fingers |
| 75 |
|
2.30%
|
Surgetricity: Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs) |
surgetricity |
| 76 |
|
2.30%
|
You're Free Now: Set the Gobbleshaft free. |
spc_gobbleshaft |
| 77 |
|
2.30%
|
Like An Animal: Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery. |
like_an_animal |
| 78 |
|
2.20%
|
Moooooo: Heart of a Cow. |
_achMoooo |
| 79 |
|
2.20%
|
Frikkin' Lasers: Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser. |
frikkin_lasers |
| 80 |
|
2.20%
|
You Can't Handle The Tooth!: Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth. |
handle_the_tooth |
| 81 |
|
2.10%
|
And They Said It Was Impossible!: Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs) |
it_was_impossible |
| 82 |
|
2.00%
|
Don't In-Test My Patience: Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds. |
kidney_transplant_2 |
| 83 |
|
1.90%
|
First Success: Complete an alien organ transplant. |
spc_first_success |
| 84 |
|
1.80%
|
Don't Even Need A Bucket: Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood |
heart_corridor_3 |
| 85 |
|
1.80%
|
A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed: Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes. |
kidney_ambulance_2 |
| 86 |
|
1.80%
|
That's How I Lost My Medical License: Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds. |
tf2_transplant_2 |
| 87 |
|
1.80%
|
Let's See That Sick Filth Again: Perform a 180° spoon flip. |
sick_filth |
| 88 |
|
1.80%
|
Open Really Wide: Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood |
teeth_corridor_3 |
| 89 |
|
1.70%
|
Best Surgeon In The World: Get an A++ rating on all procedures. |
best_in_the_world |
| 90 |
|
1.70%
|
The Surgery Of The Future: Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood. |
spc_kidney_space_3 |
| 91 |
|
1.70%
|
Lumberjack: Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe. |
lumberjack |
| 92 |
|
1.70%
|
Best Surgeon In The Universe: Complete all 6 secret transplants. |
spc_best_in_the_universe |
| 93 |
|
1.70%
|
Pink Eye: Vodka to the eye. |
_achPinkEye |
| 94 |
|
1.70%
|
No More Worse Than Shampoo: Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood. |
eye_transplant_3 |
| 95 |
|
1.70%
|
Won't Even Need Glasses!: Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood |
eye_corridor_3 |
| 96 |
|
1.70%
|
Precision Instrument Time: Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood. |
spc_brain_space_3 |
| 97 |
|
1.70%
|
Now I Can Reach: Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers. |
_achNowICanReach |
| 98 |
|
1.60%
|
Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine: Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood. |
spc_heart_space_3 |
| 99 |
|
1.60%
|
Nothing But Skull: Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in. |
nothing_but_skull |
| 100 |
|
1.50%
|
Stomach O'Clock: Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes. |
spc_kidney_space_2 |
| 101 |
|
1.50%
|
There Is Nothing More To Teach...: Completed every achievement. Now go save lives! |
nothing_more_to_teach |
| 102 |
|
1.50%
|
No Time To Admire The View: Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds. |
spc_heart_space_2 |
| 103 |
|
1.50%
|
Tunnel Vision: Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood |
kidney_corridor_3 |
| 104 |
|
1.40%
|
No Need To Curb Stomp Him: Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood. |
teeth_ambulance_3 |
| 105 |
|
1.40%
|
Maintained Healthy Gums At Least: Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood. |
spc_teeth_space_3 |
| 106 |
|
1.30%
|
Trumsplant: Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity. |
_achTplant |
| 107 |
|
1.30%
|
I Can't Work Under These Conditions!: Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds. |
heart_corridor_2 |
| 108 |
|
1.30%
|
At Worst, You're Now Colourblind: Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood. |
eye_ambulance_3 |
| 109 |
|
1.30%
|
The Brains Of The Operation: Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood. |
brain_corridor_3 |
| 110 |
|
1.30%
|
You May Feel A Light Tapping: Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes. |
teeth_transplant_2 |
| 111 |
|
1.30%
|
Blink And You'll Miss It: Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes. |
eye_transplant_2 |
| 112 |
|
1.20%
|
Expert Space Stalker: Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood. |
spc_eye_space_3 |
| 113 |
|
1.20%
|
Eye Of The Space Storm: Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds. |
spc_eye_space_2 |
| 114 |
|
1.20%
|
Not The Time Or Place For Precision: Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds. |
teeth_ambulance_2 |
| 115 |
|
1.20%
|
I Can See For Miles... Per Hour: Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds. |
eye_ambulance_2 |
| 116 |
|
1.20%
|
Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum: Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds. |
teeth_corridor_2 |
| 117 |
|
1.20%
|
Blinding Speed Surgery: Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds. |
eye_corridor_2 |
| 118 |
|
1.20%
|
The Speed Of A Neuron: Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds. |
brain_corridor_2 |
| 119 |
|
1.20%
|
Little Wet Willy: Wet Willy with little pinky. |
_achLittleWilly |
| 120 |
|
1.20%
|
Right Tools At The Right Time: Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds. |
kidney_corridor_2 |
| 121 |
|
1.20%
|
The Tooth Is Out There: Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes. |
spc_teeth_space_2 |
| 122 |
|
1.00%
|
A++ is Trumperific: Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart. |
_achTrumperific |
| 123 |
|
0.90%
|
A Small Loan From My Father: Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00. |
_achSoMuchMoney |