Game Details - Steam Stats

1

33.60%

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog: Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

HeadFetch

2

31.20%

Lieberman is our Leader!: Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

KilledRWSProtestors

3

30.50%

Fur Sure!: Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

RWSStaffKills

4

19.10%

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace: Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

BystandersKilledWhileGimpedAchievement

5

17.30%

Gotta pay the Troll Toll: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

TrollToll

6

14.80%

FAB-U-LOUS!: Wore all three outfits.

Fabulous

7

13.50%

You are not alone: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

NPCsGoPostal

8

12.90%

I'm not even supposed to be here today!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

June2016Mall

9

12.80%

Paid the Piper: Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

CopBribery

10

11.80%

A-Rod Who?: Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

ArodWho

11

11.30%

Chuck Norris'd!: Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

BootToTheHead

12

10.00%

There's always money in the banana stand: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

SecretBankExit

13

10.00%

I Am Legend: Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

SuicideBomber

14

9.60%

RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls.

PLNutshotAchievement

15

9.60%

Anger Management With Roger Clemens: Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

AngerManagement

16

9.20%

Thanks for the money!: Finished all seven days.

GameComplete

17

8.90%

I should buy a boat: Read the newspaper every day.

Newspaper

18

8.50%

Found 'em faster than GWB: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

ToraBora

19

8.20%

Señor Cornballer: Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

DonutsEatenAchievement

20

8.20%

GABAGOOOOOL!: Reunited with an old friend.

PLMondayComplete

21

8.00%

John Rambo'd!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

MonsterKill

22

6.80%

Holocaust: Part Deux: Reunited with an old enemy.

PLTuesdayComplete

23

6.70%

One time, at band camp...: Saved the marching band from explody death.

BandCamp

24

6.40%

Cesar Millan is Very Happy: Mauled 30 people with your dog.

DogKillsAchievement

25

6.30%

I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

ReversePsychology

26

6.10%

Rain on your Wedding Day: Reunited with an old flame.

PLWednesdayComplete

27

6.10%

Ginger Mint: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

PLKillZack

28

5.60%

Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

DontTazeMeAchievement

29

5.60%

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

PLThursdayComplete

30

5.50%

Uncle T-Bag: Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Jailbird

31

5.40%

Pussy on a Pedestal: Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

DogsKilledWithCatgunAchievement

32

5.00%

Hello, Newman: Kicked 30 dogs.

DogsKickedAchievement

33

4.80%

Fear and Loathing: Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

FearAndLoathing

34

4.80%

Gettin DP'd: Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

PLDualWieldAchievement

35

4.70%

Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

PLMonkeysSurvived

36

4.60%

Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion.

PLFridayComplete

37

4.60%

BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines.

PLVendingMachines

38

4.60%

Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

PLKrotchySkip

39

4.60%

SCREW that game!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

RussianPostal

40

4.50%

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Resurrection

41

4.20%

Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

HestonworldEnding

42

4.10%

Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

JesusEnding

43

4.10%

Gary vs. The K. Man: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

GaryVsKrotchy

44

3.90%

Ladies Love Cake: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

PLBitchCake

45

3.80%

40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

SpeedrunEnding

46

3.80%

Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

PLCollectMoney

47

3.70%

PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

PLBuyTP

48

3.70%

Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

PLCash4Cats

49

3.60%

CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

ShovelEnding

50

3.40%

Ode to Eddings: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet)

PLPisstraps

51

3.40%

Scientology Level: OT VIII: Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

NightmareEnding

52

3.40%

You Snow Nothing John Blow: Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

PLSnowmanAchievement

53

3.10%

My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

PLJesusRun

54

3.10%

Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

PLPOSTALRun

55

3.10%

Adderall4All: Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

PLSpeedRun

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