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Achievements completed: 44 (49.44%)

Achievements: (44 / 89):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 67.20% R. Kelly's Protege: Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. PissInFace
2 37.00% It's sterile and I like the taste: Sucked down your own piss. ChokedOnPiss
3 36.80% I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you: Put out someone that's on fire. FireExtinguisher
4 33.70% It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog: Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. HeadFetch
5 31.60% Lieberman is our Leader!: Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. KilledRWSProtestors
6 27.80% Do you even Enzyte, bro?: Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. IveSeenBiggerAchievement
7 21.60% And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree: Killed all of the book protestors in the library. KilledBookBurners
8 14.90% FAB-U-LOUS!: Wore all three outfits. Fabulous
9 14.70% Door Mat: Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Stumped
10 13.60% You are not alone: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) NPCsGoPostal
11 13.00% I'm not even supposed to be here today!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) June2016Mall
12 12.40% A-Rod Who?: Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. ArodWho
13 11.40% Chuck Norris'd!: Killed someone with a flying jump kick. BootToTheHead
14 9.80% Anger Management With Roger Clemens: Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. AngerManagement
15 9.80% RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls. PLNutshotAchievement
16 9.20% Thanks for the money!: Finished all seven days. GameComplete
17 9.10% Reddit would be proud.: Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. CatHoarder
18 8.70% Chapelle's Show: Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. HerePiggyPiggy
19 8.60% Running With Scissors: Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. RunningWithScissorsAchievement
20 8.50% Found 'em faster than GWB: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) ToraBora
21 6.80% Holocaust: Part Deux: Reunited with an old enemy. PLTuesdayComplete
22 6.40% Cesar Millan is Very Happy: Mauled 30 people with your dog. DogKillsAchievement
23 6.40% I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. ReversePsychology
24 6.10% Ginger Mint: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKillZack
25 5.60% Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. PLThursdayComplete
26 5.60% Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. DontTazeMeAchievement
27 5.50% Uncle T-Bag: Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Jailbird
28 5.00% Hello, Newman: Kicked 30 dogs. DogsKickedAchievement
29 4.70% Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLMonkeysSurvived
30 4.60% Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion. PLFridayComplete
31 4.60% Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKrotchySkip
32 4.60% SCREW that game!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) RussianPostal
33 4.50% Michonne ain't got nothin' on me: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Resurrection
34 4.50% BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines. PLVendingMachines
35 4.20% Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. HestonworldEnding
36 4.20% Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. JesusEnding
37 4.10% Gary vs. The K. Man: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) GaryVsKrotchy
38 3.90% Ladies Love Cake: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBitchCake
39 3.80% 40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) SpeedrunEnding
40 3.80% Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLCollectMoney
41 3.70% Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. PLCash4Cats
42 3.70% PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBuyTP
43 3.60% CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) ShovelEnding
44 3.10% Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. PLPOSTALRun
45 3.10% My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. PLJesusRun