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Achievements completed: 18 (20.22%)

Achievements: (18 / 89):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 36.80% I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you: Put out someone that's on fire. FireExtinguisher
2 33.80% C U Next Tuesday: Survived Tuesday. TuesdayComplete
3 31.50% Lieberman is our Leader!: Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. KilledRWSProtestors
4 27.60% OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!: Survived Wednesday. WednesdayComplete
5 21.50% And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree: Killed all of the book protestors in the library. KilledBookBurners
6 21.50% It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays: Survived Thursday. ThursdayComplete
7 20.00% OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale: Roasted 30 people with fire. FireKillsAchievement
8 19.50% Where's Mr. McGibblets?: Gave Krotchy the bad touch. KilledKrotchy
9 19.40% I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace: Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. BystandersKilledWhileGimpedAchievement
10 18.90% GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!: Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. GoodMorningVietnam
11 18.40% Workin' for the Weekend: Survived Friday. FridayComplete
12 17.50% Gotta pay the Troll Toll: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) TrollToll
13 17.30% Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!: Killed over 1,000 people. PeopleKilledAchievement
14 16.30% Can't Touch This: Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. SledgeFaceshotsAchievement
15 14.90% FAB-U-LOUS!: Wore all three outfits. Fabulous
16 14.70% Door Mat: Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Stumped
17 14.10% Darth Maul'd!: Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. PeopleScythedAchievement
18 14.10% Screw Bill Lumbergh!: Survived Saturday. SaturdayComplete
19 13.50% You are not alone: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) NPCsGoPostal
20 13.00% I'm not even supposed to be here today!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) June2016Mall
21 11.40% Chuck Norris'd!: Killed someone with a flying jump kick. BootToTheHead
22 10.40% I swear, I thought it was a home fill: Exploded a nuclear bomb. SundayComplete
23 10.20% I Am Legend: Committed suicide... the Taliban way. SuicideBomber
24 10.00% Shiva Blast: "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. BovineProstateInspector
25 9.80% RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls. PLNutshotAchievement
26 9.70% Rebecca Black's Nightmare: Totaled 30 cars. CarsDestroyedAchievement
27 9.70% Anger Management With Roger Clemens: Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. AngerManagement
28 9.20% Thanks for the money!: Finished all seven days. GameComplete
29 9.10% Rick Grimes 4 Life: Made 30 zombies lose their heads. ZombiesBeheadedAchievement
30 9.10% Reddit would be proud.: Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. CatHoarder
31 8.90% I should buy a boat: Read the newspaper every day. Newspaper
32 8.70% Chapelle's Show: Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. HerePiggyPiggy
33 8.60% Running With Scissors: Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. RunningWithScissorsAchievement
34 8.50% Found 'em faster than GWB: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) ToraBora
35 8.20% John Rambo'd!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) MonsterKill
36 8.20% Señor Cornballer: Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. DonutsEatenAchievement
37 8.20% GABAGOOOOOL!: Reunited with an old friend. PLMondayComplete
38 6.80% Holocaust: Part Deux: Reunited with an old enemy. PLTuesdayComplete
39 6.80% One time, at band camp...: Saved the marching band from explody death. BandCamp
40 6.40% Cesar Millan is Very Happy: Mauled 30 people with your dog. DogKillsAchievement
41 6.30% I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. ReversePsychology
42 6.10% Rain on your Wedding Day: Reunited with an old flame. PLWednesdayComplete
43 6.10% Ginger Mint: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKillZack
44 5.60% Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. PLThursdayComplete
45 5.60% Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. DontTazeMeAchievement
46 5.50% Uncle T-Bag: Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Jailbird
47 5.40% Pussy on a Pedestal: Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. DogsKilledWithCatgunAchievement
48 5.00% Hello, Newman: Kicked 30 dogs. DogsKickedAchievement
49 4.80% Fear and Loathing: Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. FearAndLoathing
50 4.80% Gettin DP'd: Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. PLDualWieldAchievement
51 4.70% Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLMonkeysSurvived
52 4.60% Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion. PLFridayComplete
53 4.60% Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKrotchySkip
54 4.60% SCREW that game!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) RussianPostal
55 4.50% Michonne ain't got nothin' on me: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Resurrection
56 4.50% BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines. PLVendingMachines
57 4.20% Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. HestonworldEnding
58 4.10% Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. JesusEnding
59 4.10% Gary vs. The K. Man: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) GaryVsKrotchy
60 3.90% Ladies Love Cake: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBitchCake
61 3.80% 40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) SpeedrunEnding
62 3.80% Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLCollectMoney
63 3.70% Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. PLCash4Cats
64 3.70% PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBuyTP
65 3.60% CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) ShovelEnding
66 3.40% You Snow Nothing John Blow: Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. PLSnowmanAchievement
67 3.40% Ode to Eddings: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLPisstraps
68 3.40% Scientology Level: OT VIII: Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. NightmareEnding
69 3.10% Adderall4All: Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) PLSpeedRun
70 3.10% Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. PLPOSTALRun
71 3.10% My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. PLJesusRun