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Achievements completed: 10 (11.24%)

Achievements: (10 / 89):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 52.30% Someone's got a case of the Mondays!: Survived Monday. MondayComplete
2 45.60% Officer McLovin': Asked a police officer to sign your petition. NoWayPinko
3 36.90% I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you: Put out someone that's on fire. FireExtinguisher
4 33.60% C U Next Tuesday: Survived Tuesday. TuesdayComplete
5 32.00% Finkle IS Einhorn!: Gave a kickoff to a severed head. KickSeveredHead
6 30.80% It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway: Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. PetitionKill
7 27.60% Do you even Enzyte, bro?: Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. IveSeenBiggerAchievement
8 27.30% OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!: Survived Wednesday. WednesdayComplete
9 24.60% Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.: Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. EqualOpportunityKiller
10 21.30% It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays: Survived Thursday. ThursdayComplete
11 21.30% And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree: Killed all of the book protestors in the library. KilledBookBurners
12 20.00% OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale: Roasted 30 people with fire. FireKillsAchievement
13 19.40% Where's Mr. McGibblets?: Gave Krotchy the bad touch. KilledKrotchy
14 19.20% I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace: Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. BystandersKilledWhileGimpedAchievement
15 18.80% GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!: Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. GoodMorningVietnam
16 18.20% Workin' for the Weekend: Survived Friday. FridayComplete
17 17.40% Gotta pay the Troll Toll: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) TrollToll
18 17.20% Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!: Killed over 1,000 people. PeopleKilledAchievement
19 16.20% Can't Touch This: Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. SledgeFaceshotsAchievement
20 14.80% FAB-U-LOUS!: Wore all three outfits. Fabulous
21 14.80% Door Mat: Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Stumped
22 14.00% Screw Bill Lumbergh!: Survived Saturday. SaturdayComplete
23 13.90% Darth Maul'd!: Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. PeopleScythedAchievement
24 13.50% You are not alone: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) NPCsGoPostal
25 12.90% I'm not even supposed to be here today!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) June2016Mall
26 12.80% Paid the Piper: Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. CopBribery
27 12.00% A-Rod Who?: Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. ArodWho
28 11.30% Chuck Norris'd!: Killed someone with a flying jump kick. BootToTheHead
29 10.40% I swear, I thought it was a home fill: Exploded a nuclear bomb. SundayComplete
30 10.10% I Am Legend: Committed suicide... the Taliban way. SuicideBomber
31 10.00% There's always money in the banana stand: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) SecretBankExit
32 9.90% Shiva Blast: "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. BovineProstateInspector
33 9.70% RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls. PLNutshotAchievement
34 9.70% Rebecca Black's Nightmare: Totaled 30 cars. CarsDestroyedAchievement
35 9.70% Anger Management With Roger Clemens: Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. AngerManagement
36 9.20% Thanks for the money!: Finished all seven days. GameComplete
37 9.10% Reddit would be proud.: Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. CatHoarder
38 9.10% Rick Grimes 4 Life: Made 30 zombies lose their heads. ZombiesBeheadedAchievement
39 8.90% I should buy a boat: Read the newspaper every day. Newspaper
40 8.60% Running With Scissors: Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. RunningWithScissorsAchievement
41 8.60% Chapelle's Show: Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. HerePiggyPiggy
42 8.50% Found 'em faster than GWB: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) ToraBora
43 8.20% Señor Cornballer: Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. DonutsEatenAchievement
44 8.20% GABAGOOOOOL!: Reunited with an old friend. PLMondayComplete
45 8.10% John Rambo'd!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) MonsterKill
46 6.80% Holocaust: Part Deux: Reunited with an old enemy. PLTuesdayComplete
47 6.70% One time, at band camp...: Saved the marching band from explody death. BandCamp
48 6.40% Cesar Millan is Very Happy: Mauled 30 people with your dog. DogKillsAchievement
49 6.30% I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. ReversePsychology
50 6.10% Rain on your Wedding Day: Reunited with an old flame. PLWednesdayComplete
51 6.10% Ginger Mint: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKillZack
52 5.60% Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. DontTazeMeAchievement
53 5.60% Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. PLThursdayComplete
54 5.50% Uncle T-Bag: Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Jailbird
55 5.40% Pussy on a Pedestal: Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. DogsKilledWithCatgunAchievement
56 5.00% Hello, Newman: Kicked 30 dogs. DogsKickedAchievement
57 4.80% Fear and Loathing: Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. FearAndLoathing
58 4.80% Gettin DP'd: Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. PLDualWieldAchievement
59 4.70% Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLMonkeysSurvived
60 4.60% Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion. PLFridayComplete
61 4.60% BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines. PLVendingMachines
62 4.60% Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKrotchySkip
63 4.60% SCREW that game!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) RussianPostal
64 4.40% Michonne ain't got nothin' on me: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Resurrection
65 4.20% Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. HestonworldEnding
66 4.10% Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. JesusEnding
67 4.10% Gary vs. The K. Man: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) GaryVsKrotchy
68 3.90% Ladies Love Cake: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBitchCake
69 3.80% 40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) SpeedrunEnding
70 3.80% Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLCollectMoney
71 3.70% PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBuyTP
72 3.70% Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. PLCash4Cats
73 3.60% CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) ShovelEnding
74 3.40% Ode to Eddings: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLPisstraps
75 3.40% Scientology Level: OT VIII: Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. NightmareEnding
76 3.40% You Snow Nothing John Blow: Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. PLSnowmanAchievement
77 3.10% My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. PLJesusRun
78 3.10% Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. PLPOSTALRun
79 3.10% Adderall4All: Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) PLSpeedRun