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Achievements completed: 26 (29.21%)

Achievements: (26 / 89):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 36.80% It's sterile and I like the taste: Sucked down your own piss. ChokedOnPiss
2 31.20% Lieberman is our Leader!: Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. KilledRWSProtestors
3 30.60% Fur Sure!: Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. RWSStaffKills
4 21.30% And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree: Killed all of the book protestors in the library. KilledBookBurners
5 18.80% GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!: Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. GoodMorningVietnam
6 18.20% Workin' for the Weekend: Survived Friday. FridayComplete
7 17.30% Gotta pay the Troll Toll: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) TrollToll
8 17.20% Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!: Killed over 1,000 people. PeopleKilledAchievement
9 14.80% Door Mat: Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Stumped
10 14.00% Screw Bill Lumbergh!: Survived Saturday. SaturdayComplete
11 13.90% Darth Maul'd!: Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. PeopleScythedAchievement
12 13.50% You are not alone: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) NPCsGoPostal
13 11.30% Chuck Norris'd!: Killed someone with a flying jump kick. BootToTheHead
14 10.40% I swear, I thought it was a home fill: Exploded a nuclear bomb. SundayComplete
15 10.00% There's always money in the banana stand: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) SecretBankExit
16 10.00% I Am Legend: Committed suicide... the Taliban way. SuicideBomber
17 9.90% Shiva Blast: "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. BovineProstateInspector
18 9.70% RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls. PLNutshotAchievement
19 9.70% Rebecca Black's Nightmare: Totaled 30 cars. CarsDestroyedAchievement
20 9.70% Anger Management With Roger Clemens: Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. AngerManagement
21 9.20% Thanks for the money!: Finished all seven days. GameComplete
22 9.10% Reddit would be proud.: Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. CatHoarder
23 9.10% Rick Grimes 4 Life: Made 30 zombies lose their heads. ZombiesBeheadedAchievement
24 8.90% I should buy a boat: Read the newspaper every day. Newspaper
25 8.60% Running With Scissors: Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. RunningWithScissorsAchievement
26 8.60% Chapelle's Show: Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. HerePiggyPiggy
27 8.50% Found 'em faster than GWB: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) ToraBora
28 8.20% Señor Cornballer: Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. DonutsEatenAchievement
29 8.20% GABAGOOOOOL!: Reunited with an old friend. PLMondayComplete
30 8.00% John Rambo'd!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) MonsterKill
31 6.80% Holocaust: Part Deux: Reunited with an old enemy. PLTuesdayComplete
32 6.70% One time, at band camp...: Saved the marching band from explody death. BandCamp
33 6.30% I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. ReversePsychology
34 6.10% Rain on your Wedding Day: Reunited with an old flame. PLWednesdayComplete
35 6.10% Ginger Mint: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKillZack
36 5.60% Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. DontTazeMeAchievement
37 5.60% Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. PLThursdayComplete
38 5.50% Uncle T-Bag: Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Jailbird
39 5.40% Pussy on a Pedestal: Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. DogsKilledWithCatgunAchievement
40 5.00% Hello, Newman: Kicked 30 dogs. DogsKickedAchievement
41 4.80% Fear and Loathing: Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. FearAndLoathing
42 4.80% Gettin DP'd: Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. PLDualWieldAchievement
43 4.70% Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLMonkeysSurvived
44 4.60% Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion. PLFridayComplete
45 4.60% BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines. PLVendingMachines
46 4.60% Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKrotchySkip
47 4.50% SCREW that game!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) RussianPostal
48 4.40% Michonne ain't got nothin' on me: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Resurrection
49 4.20% Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. HestonworldEnding
50 4.10% Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. JesusEnding
51 4.10% Gary vs. The K. Man: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) GaryVsKrotchy
52 3.90% Ladies Love Cake: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBitchCake
53 3.80% 40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) SpeedrunEnding
54 3.80% Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLCollectMoney
55 3.70% PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBuyTP
56 3.70% Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. PLCash4Cats
57 3.60% CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) ShovelEnding
58 3.40% Ode to Eddings: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLPisstraps
59 3.40% Scientology Level: OT VIII: Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. NightmareEnding
60 3.40% You Snow Nothing John Blow: Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. PLSnowmanAchievement
61 3.10% My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. PLJesusRun
62 3.10% Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. PLPOSTALRun
63 3.10% Adderall4All: Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) PLSpeedRun