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Achievements completed: 35 (39.33%)

Achievements: (35 / 89):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 19.00% I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace: Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. BystandersKilledWhileGimpedAchievement
2 17.30% Gotta pay the Troll Toll: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) TrollToll
3 14.90% Door Mat: Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Stumped
4 14.80% FAB-U-LOUS!: Wore all three outfits. Fabulous
5 13.40% You are not alone: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) NPCsGoPostal
6 12.80% I'm not even supposed to be here today!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) June2016Mall
7 11.70% A-Rod Who?: Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. ArodWho
8 11.30% Chuck Norris'd!: Killed someone with a flying jump kick. BootToTheHead
9 10.00% There's always money in the banana stand: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) SecretBankExit
10 9.90% Shiva Blast: "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. BovineProstateInspector
11 9.90% I Am Legend: Committed suicide... the Taliban way. SuicideBomber
12 9.70% Rebecca Black's Nightmare: Totaled 30 cars. CarsDestroyedAchievement
13 9.60% Anger Management With Roger Clemens: Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. AngerManagement
14 9.60% RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls. PLNutshotAchievement
15 9.10% Reddit would be proud.: Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. CatHoarder
16 8.60% Chapelle's Show: Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. HerePiggyPiggy
17 8.50% Found 'em faster than GWB: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) ToraBora
18 8.20% Señor Cornballer: Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. DonutsEatenAchievement
19 8.20% GABAGOOOOOL!: Reunited with an old friend. PLMondayComplete
20 8.00% John Rambo'd!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) MonsterKill
21 6.80% Holocaust: Part Deux: Reunited with an old enemy. PLTuesdayComplete
22 6.70% One time, at band camp...: Saved the marching band from explody death. BandCamp
23 6.40% Cesar Millan is Very Happy: Mauled 30 people with your dog. DogKillsAchievement
24 6.30% I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. ReversePsychology
25 6.10% Rain on your Wedding Day: Reunited with an old flame. PLWednesdayComplete
26 6.10% Ginger Mint: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKillZack
27 5.60% Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. PLThursdayComplete
28 5.60% Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. DontTazeMeAchievement
29 5.50% Uncle T-Bag: Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Jailbird
30 5.30% Pussy on a Pedestal: Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. DogsKilledWithCatgunAchievement
31 5.00% Hello, Newman: Kicked 30 dogs. DogsKickedAchievement
32 4.80% Gettin DP'd: Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. PLDualWieldAchievement
33 4.80% Fear and Loathing: Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. FearAndLoathing
34 4.70% Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLMonkeysSurvived
35 4.60% BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines. PLVendingMachines
36 4.60% Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKrotchySkip
37 4.60% Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion. PLFridayComplete
38 4.50% SCREW that game!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) RussianPostal
39 4.40% Michonne ain't got nothin' on me: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Resurrection
40 4.20% Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. HestonworldEnding
41 4.10% Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. JesusEnding
42 4.10% Gary vs. The K. Man: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) GaryVsKrotchy
43 3.90% Ladies Love Cake: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBitchCake
44 3.80% 40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) SpeedrunEnding
45 3.80% Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLCollectMoney
46 3.70% PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBuyTP
47 3.70% Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. PLCash4Cats
48 3.60% CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) ShovelEnding
49 3.40% Scientology Level: OT VIII: Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. NightmareEnding
50 3.40% Ode to Eddings: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLPisstraps
51 3.40% You Snow Nothing John Blow: Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. PLSnowmanAchievement
52 3.10% My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. PLJesusRun
53 3.10% Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. PLPOSTALRun
54 3.10% Adderall4All: Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) PLSpeedRun