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Achievements completed: 52 (58.43%)

Achievements: (52 / 89):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 21.60% And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree: Killed all of the book protestors in the library. KilledBookBurners
2 13.60% You are not alone: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) NPCsGoPostal
3 13.00% I'm not even supposed to be here today!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) June2016Mall
4 10.40% I swear, I thought it was a home fill: Exploded a nuclear bomb. SundayComplete
5 10.20% There's always money in the banana stand: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) SecretBankExit
6 9.80% Rebecca Black's Nightmare: Totaled 30 cars. CarsDestroyedAchievement
7 9.80% Anger Management With Roger Clemens: Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. AngerManagement
8 9.80% RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls. PLNutshotAchievement
9 9.20% Thanks for the money!: Finished all seven days. GameComplete
10 9.10% Reddit would be proud.: Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. CatHoarder
11 8.90% I should buy a boat: Read the newspaper every day. Newspaper
12 8.20% John Rambo'd!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) MonsterKill
13 6.90% One time, at band camp...: Saved the marching band from explody death. BandCamp
14 6.40% Cesar Millan is Very Happy: Mauled 30 people with your dog. DogKillsAchievement
15 6.40% I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. ReversePsychology
16 5.60% Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. PLThursdayComplete
17 5.60% Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. DontTazeMeAchievement
18 5.40% Pussy on a Pedestal: Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. DogsKilledWithCatgunAchievement
19 4.80% Fear and Loathing: Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. FearAndLoathing
20 4.80% Gettin DP'd: Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. PLDualWieldAchievement
21 4.70% Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLMonkeysSurvived
22 4.60% Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion. PLFridayComplete
23 4.60% Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKrotchySkip
24 4.50% BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines. PLVendingMachines
25 4.20% Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. HestonworldEnding
26 4.20% Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. JesusEnding
27 3.80% 40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) SpeedrunEnding
28 3.80% Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLCollectMoney
29 3.70% Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. PLCash4Cats
30 3.70% PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBuyTP
31 3.60% CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) ShovelEnding
32 3.40% You Snow Nothing John Blow: Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. PLSnowmanAchievement
33 3.40% Ode to Eddings: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLPisstraps
34 3.40% Scientology Level: OT VIII: Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. NightmareEnding
35 3.10% Adderall4All: Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) PLSpeedRun
36 3.10% Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. PLPOSTALRun
37 3.10% My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. PLJesusRun