Dancing Man Behind Screen's statistics for POSTAL 2


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Achievements completed: 17 (19.10%)

Achievements: (17 / 89):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 33.90% C U Next Tuesday: Survived Tuesday. TuesdayComplete
2 33.70% It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog: Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. HeadFetch
3 27.80% Do you even Enzyte, bro?: Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. IveSeenBiggerAchievement
4 27.70% OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!: Survived Wednesday. WednesdayComplete
5 24.90% Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.: Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. EqualOpportunityKiller
6 21.50% It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays: Survived Thursday. ThursdayComplete
7 19.60% Where's Mr. McGibblets?: Gave Krotchy the bad touch. KilledKrotchy
8 19.40% I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace: Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. BystandersKilledWhileGimpedAchievement
9 18.90% GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!: Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. GoodMorningVietnam
10 18.40% Workin' for the Weekend: Survived Friday. FridayComplete
11 17.50% Gotta pay the Troll Toll: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) TrollToll
12 17.40% Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!: Killed over 1,000 people. PeopleKilledAchievement
13 16.30% Can't Touch This: Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. SledgeFaceshotsAchievement
14 14.90% FAB-U-LOUS!: Wore all three outfits. Fabulous
15 14.70% Door Mat: Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. Stumped
16 14.10% Darth Maul'd!: Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. PeopleScythedAchievement
17 14.10% Screw Bill Lumbergh!: Survived Saturday. SaturdayComplete
18 13.60% You are not alone: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) NPCsGoPostal
19 13.00% I'm not even supposed to be here today!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) June2016Mall
20 12.40% A-Rod Who?: Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. ArodWho
21 11.40% Chuck Norris'd!: Killed someone with a flying jump kick. BootToTheHead
22 10.40% I swear, I thought it was a home fill: Exploded a nuclear bomb. SundayComplete
23 10.20% I Am Legend: Committed suicide... the Taliban way. SuicideBomber
24 10.20% There's always money in the banana stand: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) SecretBankExit
25 10.00% Shiva Blast: "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. BovineProstateInspector
26 9.80% Rebecca Black's Nightmare: Totaled 30 cars. CarsDestroyedAchievement
27 9.80% Anger Management With Roger Clemens: Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. AngerManagement
28 9.80% RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls. PLNutshotAchievement
29 9.20% Thanks for the money!: Finished all seven days. GameComplete
30 9.10% Rick Grimes 4 Life: Made 30 zombies lose their heads. ZombiesBeheadedAchievement
31 9.10% Reddit would be proud.: Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. CatHoarder
32 8.90% I should buy a boat: Read the newspaper every day. Newspaper
33 8.70% Chapelle's Show: Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. HerePiggyPiggy
34 8.60% Running With Scissors: Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. RunningWithScissorsAchievement
35 8.50% Found 'em faster than GWB: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) ToraBora
36 8.20% John Rambo'd!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) MonsterKill
37 8.20% Señor Cornballer: Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. DonutsEatenAchievement
38 8.20% GABAGOOOOOL!: Reunited with an old friend. PLMondayComplete
39 6.90% One time, at band camp...: Saved the marching band from explody death. BandCamp
40 6.80% Holocaust: Part Deux: Reunited with an old enemy. PLTuesdayComplete
41 6.40% Cesar Millan is Very Happy: Mauled 30 people with your dog. DogKillsAchievement
42 6.40% I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. ReversePsychology
43 6.10% Rain on your Wedding Day: Reunited with an old flame. PLWednesdayComplete
44 6.10% Ginger Mint: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKillZack
45 5.60% Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. PLThursdayComplete
46 5.60% Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. DontTazeMeAchievement
47 5.50% Uncle T-Bag: Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. Jailbird
48 5.40% Pussy on a Pedestal: Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. DogsKilledWithCatgunAchievement
49 5.00% Hello, Newman: Kicked 30 dogs. DogsKickedAchievement
50 4.80% Fear and Loathing: Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. FearAndLoathing
51 4.80% Gettin DP'd: Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. PLDualWieldAchievement
52 4.70% Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLMonkeysSurvived
53 4.60% Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion. PLFridayComplete
54 4.60% Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLKrotchySkip
55 4.60% SCREW that game!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) RussianPostal
56 4.50% Michonne ain't got nothin' on me: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. Resurrection
57 4.50% BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines. PLVendingMachines
58 4.20% Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. HestonworldEnding
59 4.20% Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. JesusEnding
60 4.10% Gary vs. The K. Man: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) GaryVsKrotchy
61 3.90% Ladies Love Cake: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBitchCake
62 3.80% 40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) SpeedrunEnding
63 3.80% Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLCollectMoney
64 3.70% Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. PLCash4Cats
65 3.70% PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLBuyTP
66 3.60% CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) ShovelEnding
67 3.40% You Snow Nothing John Blow: Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. PLSnowmanAchievement
68 3.40% Ode to Eddings: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) PLPisstraps
69 3.40% Scientology Level: OT VIII: Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. NightmareEnding
70 3.10% Adderall4All: Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) PLSpeedRun
71 3.10% Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. PLPOSTALRun
72 3.10% My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. PLJesusRun