| 1 |
|
66.70%
|
R. Kelly's Protege: Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
PissInFace |
| 2 |
|
61.60%
|
Friend of Dorothy: Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
WantedLevel |
| 3 |
|
56.10%
|
Well, aren't YOU a badass: Kicked open a door. |
DoorKick |
| 4 |
|
52.10%
|
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!: Survived Monday. |
MondayComplete |
| 5 |
|
50.20%
|
Duck Dynasty: Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
Fishy |
| 6 |
|
48.70%
|
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa: Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
CatSilencer |
| 7 |
|
46.70%
|
Here, Wilfred: Gained your first dog helper. |
DogHelper |
| 8 |
|
45.30%
|
Officer McLovin': Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
NoWayPinko |
| 9 |
|
36.90%
|
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you: Put out someone that's on fire. |
FireExtinguisher |
| 10 |
|
36.70%
|
It's sterile and I like the taste: Sucked down your own piss. |
ChokedOnPiss |
| 11 |
|
33.60%
|
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog: Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
HeadFetch |
| 12 |
|
33.30%
|
C U Next Tuesday: Survived Tuesday. |
TuesdayComplete |
| 13 |
|
32.10%
|
Finkle IS Einhorn!: Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
KickSeveredHead |
| 14 |
|
31.10%
|
Lieberman is our Leader!: Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
KilledRWSProtestors |
| 15 |
|
30.60%
|
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway: Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
PetitionKill |
| 16 |
|
30.40%
|
Fur Sure!: Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
RWSStaffKills |
| 17 |
|
27.40%
|
Do you even Enzyte, bro?: Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
IveSeenBiggerAchievement |
| 18 |
|
27.10%
|
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!: Survived Wednesday. |
WednesdayComplete |
| 19 |
|
24.50%
|
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.: Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
EqualOpportunityKiller |
| 20 |
|
21.10%
|
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree: Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
KilledBookBurners |
| 21 |
|
21.10%
|
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays: Survived Thursday. |
ThursdayComplete |
| 22 |
|
19.90%
|
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale: Roasted 30 people with fire. |
FireKillsAchievement |
| 23 |
|
19.20%
|
Where's Mr. McGibblets?: Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
KilledKrotchy |
| 24 |
|
19.00%
|
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace: Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
BystandersKilledWhileGimpedAchievement |
| 25 |
|
18.70%
|
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!: Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
GoodMorningVietnam |
| 26 |
|
18.10%
|
Workin' for the Weekend: Survived Friday. |
FridayComplete |
| 27 |
|
17.30%
|
Gotta pay the Troll Toll: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
TrollToll |
| 28 |
|
17.20%
|
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!: Killed over 1,000 people. |
PeopleKilledAchievement |
| 29 |
|
16.10%
|
Can't Touch This: Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
SledgeFaceshotsAchievement |
| 30 |
|
14.90%
|
Door Mat: Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
Stumped |
| 31 |
|
14.80%
|
FAB-U-LOUS!: Wore all three outfits. |
Fabulous |
| 32 |
|
14.10%
|
Screw Bill Lumbergh!: Survived Saturday. |
SaturdayComplete |
| 33 |
|
13.80%
|
Darth Maul'd!: Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
PeopleScythedAchievement |
| 34 |
|
13.40%
|
You are not alone: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
NPCsGoPostal |
| 35 |
|
12.80%
|
Paid the Piper: Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
CopBribery |
| 36 |
|
12.80%
|
I'm not even supposed to be here today!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
June2016Mall |
| 37 |
|
11.70%
|
A-Rod Who?: Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
ArodWho |
| 38 |
|
11.20%
|
Chuck Norris'd!: Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
BootToTheHead |
| 39 |
|
10.40%
|
I swear, I thought it was a home fill: Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
SundayComplete |
| 40 |
|
10.00%
|
There's always money in the banana stand: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
SecretBankExit |
| 41 |
|
9.90%
|
Shiva Blast: "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
BovineProstateInspector |
| 42 |
|
9.90%
|
I Am Legend: Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
SuicideBomber |
| 43 |
|
9.70%
|
Rebecca Black's Nightmare: Totaled 30 cars. |
CarsDestroyedAchievement |
| 44 |
|
9.60%
|
Anger Management With Roger Clemens: Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
AngerManagement |
| 45 |
|
9.60%
|
RAFIBOMB!!!: Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
PLNutshotAchievement |
| 46 |
|
9.20%
|
Thanks for the money!: Finished all seven days. |
GameComplete |
| 47 |
|
9.10%
|
Rick Grimes 4 Life: Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
ZombiesBeheadedAchievement |
| 48 |
|
9.10%
|
Reddit would be proud.: Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
CatHoarder |
| 49 |
|
8.90%
|
I should buy a boat: Read the newspaper every day. |
Newspaper |
| 50 |
|
8.60%
|
Running With Scissors: Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
RunningWithScissorsAchievement |
| 51 |
|
8.60%
|
Chapelle's Show: Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
HerePiggyPiggy |
| 52 |
|
8.50%
|
Found 'em faster than GWB: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
ToraBora |
| 53 |
|
8.20%
|
Señor Cornballer: Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
DonutsEatenAchievement |
| 54 |
|
8.20%
|
GABAGOOOOOL!: Reunited with an old friend. |
PLMondayComplete |
| 55 |
|
8.00%
|
John Rambo'd!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
MonsterKill |
| 56 |
|
6.80%
|
Holocaust: Part Deux: Reunited with an old enemy. |
PLTuesdayComplete |
| 57 |
|
6.70%
|
One time, at band camp...: Saved the marching band from explody death. |
BandCamp |
| 58 |
|
6.40%
|
Cesar Millan is Very Happy: Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
DogKillsAchievement |
| 59 |
|
6.20%
|
I don't need virgins for this: Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
ReversePsychology |
| 60 |
|
6.10%
|
Rain on your Wedding Day: Reunited with an old flame. |
PLWednesdayComplete |
| 61 |
|
6.10%
|
Ginger Mint: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLKillZack |
| 62 |
|
5.60%
|
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad: Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
PLThursdayComplete |
| 63 |
|
5.60%
|
Don't taze me, bro!: Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
DontTazeMeAchievement |
| 64 |
|
5.50%
|
Uncle T-Bag: Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
Jailbird |
| 65 |
|
5.30%
|
Pussy on a Pedestal: Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
DogsKilledWithCatgunAchievement |
| 66 |
|
5.00%
|
Hello, Newman: Kicked 30 dogs. |
DogsKickedAchievement |
| 67 |
|
4.80%
|
Gettin DP'd: Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
PLDualWieldAchievement |
| 68 |
|
4.80%
|
Fear and Loathing: Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
FearAndLoathing |
| 69 |
|
4.70%
|
Ape Gape: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLMonkeysSurvived |
| 70 |
|
4.60%
|
BioShocked: Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
PLVendingMachines |
| 71 |
|
4.60%
|
Dick Message: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLKrotchySkip |
| 72 |
|
4.60%
|
Better than POSTAL III: Rescued your loyal companion. |
PLFridayComplete |
| 73 |
|
4.50%
|
SCREW that game!: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
RussianPostal |
| 74 |
|
4.40%
|
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me: Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
Resurrection |
| 75 |
|
4.20%
|
Planet of the Apes: The Musical: Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
HestonworldEnding |
| 76 |
|
4.10%
|
Anustart!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
JesusEnding |
| 77 |
|
4.10%
|
Gary vs. The K. Man: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
GaryVsKrotchy |
| 78 |
|
3.90%
|
Ladies Love Cake: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLBitchCake |
| 79 |
|
3.80%
|
40 Year Old Virgin: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
SpeedrunEnding |
| 80 |
|
3.80%
|
Hobo Sexual: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLCollectMoney |
| 81 |
|
3.70%
|
PooMasher: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLBuyTP |
| 82 |
|
3.70%
|
Rich on Reddit: Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
PLCash4Cats |
| 83 |
|
3.60%
|
CAN YOU DIG IT?!: Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
ShovelEnding |
| 84 |
|
3.40%
|
Scientology Level: OT VIII: Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
NightmareEnding |
| 85 |
|
3.40%
|
Ode to Eddings: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
PLPisstraps |
| 86 |
|
3.40%
|
You Snow Nothing John Blow: Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
PLSnowmanAchievement |
| 87 |
|
3.10%
|
My Name is Jesus: Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
PLJesusRun |
| 88 |
|
3.10%
|
Harder than r/gonewild: Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
PLPOSTALRun |
| 89 |
|
3.10%
|
Adderall4All: Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
PLSpeedRun |
Steam Stats v3
