| 1 |   | 21.70% | 8888888888888888: 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 | 8888 | 
                
                    | 2 |   | 19.30% | Test achievement please ignore: Test achievement description! Replace this! | testplsignore | 
                
                    | 3 |   | 9.60% | Speed run: Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times). | speedrun | 
                
                    | 4 |   | 4.40% | Super Go Outside: Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years. | supergooutside | 
                
                    | 5 |   | 3.00% | Commitment: Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. | tuesday |