| 1 |
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24.20%
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I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me: Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. |
achievement_points |
| 2 |
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14.40%
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One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase: Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. |
achievement_68kisses |
| 3 |
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11.40%
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I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale: Awarded for completing your 128th jump. |
achievement_128 |
| 4 |
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8.80%
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I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) |
achievement_winter_2011 |
| 5 |
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6.90%
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I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It: Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. |
achievement_plates |
| 6 |
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6.60%
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I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease: This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total. |
achievement_kisses |
| 7 |
|
3.90%
|
OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo: Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! |
achievement_keyendurance |
| 8 |
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3.80%
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I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome: Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels. |
achievement_allawesome |
| 9 |
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1.80%
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I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot: Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps. |
achievement_4096 |
| 10 |
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1.80%
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The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them: All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah. |
achievement_fives |
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