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Achievements completed: 97 (15.23%)

Achievements: (97 / 637):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 65.10% Speed baking I: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 93
2 63.70% Sugar rush: Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps. 267
3 59.30% Just wrong: Sell a grandma. 39
4 58.60% Fading luck: Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies. 264
5 46.80% Coming to town: Reach Santa's 7th form. 109
6 45.90% Oh deer: Pop 1 reindeer. 112
7 45.60% Infinite bakery: Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension. 10
8 44.80% Lucked out: Have 1 chancemaker. 325
9 44.50% A world filled with cookies: Bake 1 trillion cookies per second. 231
10 44.10% Ultimate automation: Have 150 factories. 116
11 43.80% Immortal bakery: Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 11
12 43.70% Clickastrophe: Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 244
13 43.20% Homegrown: Have 200 farms. 150
14 42.90% When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour: Bake 10 trillion cookies per second. 232
15 42.90% Self-contained: Have 1 fractal engine. 413
16 42.80% Far far away: Have 100 shipments. 54
17 42.40% Need for greed: Have 150 banks. 174
18 42.40% Alternate timeline: Have 50 time machines. 62
19 42.00% Hand-picked: Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe. 269
20 42.00% Fast and delicious: Bake 100 trillion cookies per second. 233
21 41.90% Don't stop me now: Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 12
22 41.80% Itchscratcher: Burst 1 wrinkler. 105
23 41.70% The center of the Earth: Have 200 mines. 152
24 41.70% Gold member: Have 100 alchemy labs. 57
25 41.50% Quirky quarks: Have 50 antimatter condensers. 88
26 41.50% Dematerialize: Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. 161
27 41.40% Clickataclysm: Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking. 245
28 41.30% Organized religion: Have 150 temples. 179
29 41.20% The old never bothered me anyway: Have 250 grandmas. 149
30 41.20% You can stop now: Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 13
31 41.10% Dimensional shift: Have 100 portals. 60
32 41.00% Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz: Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. 234
33 41.00% Technocracy: Have 200 factories. 151
34 41.00% F12: Have 1 javascript console. 433
35 40.90% Dazzling glimmer: Have 50 prisms. 124
36 40.80% Veteran: Own at least 14 grandma types. 431
37 40.70% Curses and maledictions: Have 150 wizard towers. 184
38 40.50% Rewriting history: Have 100 time machines. 63
39 40.40% It's the economy, stupid: Have 200 banks. 175
40 40.40% Woops, you solved world hunger: Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second. 235
41 40.30% Lord of Constructs: Own 2,500 buildings. 127
42 40.30% Extreme polydactyly: Have 300 cursors. 147
43 40.30% Cookies all the way down: Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 14
44 40.20% Gardener extraordinaire: Have 250 farms. 210
45 40.20% What are the odds: Have 50 chancemakers. 326
46 40.10% The ultimate clickdown: Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking. 337
47 40.10% Type II civilization: Have 150 shipments. 118
48 40.00% It does matter!: Have 100 antimatter condensers. 89
49 39.90% Threw you for a loop: Have 50 fractal engines. 414
50 39.90% Click delegator: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors. 134
51 39.90% Overdose: Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension. 15
52 39.90% Fanaticism: Have 200 temples. 180
53 39.90% Lord of Progress: Purchase 200 upgrades. 128
54 39.90% I hate manure: Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms. 136
55 39.80% The agemaster: Have 300 grandmas. 208
56 39.80% They'll never know what hit 'em: Have 1 idleverse. 509
57 39.80% Gushing grannies: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas. 135
58 39.70% Gild wars: Have 150 alchemy labs. 119
59 39.70% Tectonic ambassador: Have 250 mines. 211
60 39.60% Nil zero zilch: Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. 162
61 39.60% Blinding flash: Have 100 prisms. 125
62 39.50% Never dig down: Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines. 137
63 39.50% Magic kingdom: Have 200 wizard towers. 185
64 39.50% Turbopuns: Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. 236
65 39.40% Rise of the machines: Have 250 factories. 212
66 39.40% Brain-split: Have 150 portals. 120
67 39.30% Seedy business: Have 300 farms. 250
68 39.30% Faster menner: Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second. 237
69 39.30% One with everything: Have at least 1 of every building. 64
70 39.30% All the other kids with the pumped up clicks: Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking. 376
71 39.30% The incredible machine: Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories. 138
72 39.20% We come in peace: Have 200 shipments. 153
73 39.10% Acquire currency: Have 250 banks. 213
74 39.10% Time duke: Have 150 time machines. 121
75 39.10% Vested interest: Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks. 186
76 39.10% Grandma needs a new pair of shoes: Have 100 chancemakers. 327
77 39.10% Variable success: Have 50 javascript consoles. 434
78 39.00% Mathematician: Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128). 65
79 39.00% Freak fracking: Have 300 mines. 251
80 39.00% And yet you're still hungry: Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second. 238
81 39.00% How?: Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension. 223
82 39.00% New world order: Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples. 187
83 38.90% The secrets of the universe: Have 200 alchemy labs. 154
84 38.90% Speed baking II: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 94
85 38.90% Hocus pocus: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers. 188
86 38.90% Base 10: Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on. 66
87 38.90% Zealotry: Have 250 temples. 214
88 38.90% Molecular maestro: Have 150 antimatter condensers. 122
89 38.90% To oldly go: Have 350 grandmas. 209
90 38.90% The sum of its parts: Have 100 fractal engines. 415
91 38.80% Transcendence: Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. 163
92 38.80% Modern times: Have 300 factories. 252
93 38.80% And beyond: Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments. 139
94 38.80% The Abakening: Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second. 239
95 38.80% The land of milk and cookies: Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension. 224
96 38.70% Dr. T: Have 400 cursors. 148
97 38.70% The wizarding world: Have 250 wizard towers. 215
98 38.70% Realm of the Mad God: Have 200 portals. 155
99 38.70% Unending glow: Have 150 prisms. 126
100 38.70% With strange eons: Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals. 141
101 38.70% Magnum Opus: Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 140
102 38.70% There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?: Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second. 240
103 38.70% One...more...click...: Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking. 377
104 38.60% Forever and ever: Have 200 time machines. 156
105 38.60% The nerve of war: Have 300 banks. 253
106 38.60% Well-versed: Have 50 idleverses. 510
107 38.60% Spacetime jigamaroo: Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines. 142
108 38.50% Supermassive: Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 143
109 38.50% Elder nap: Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. 79
110 38.50% He who controls the cookies controls the universe: Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension. 225
111 38.50% You and the beanstalk: Have 350 farms. 281
112 38.50% No comments: Have 100 javascript consoles. 435
113 38.50% The elder scrolls: Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. 248
114 38.50% Parsec-masher: Have 250 shipments. 216
115 38.40% Fast: Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. 241
116 38.40% Million to one shot, doc: Have 150 chancemakers. 328
117 38.40% Walk the planck: Have 200 antimatter condensers. 157
118 38.40% Finger clickin' good: Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors. 189
119 38.40% So much to do so much to see: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 367
120 38.40% Wololo: Have 300 temples. 254
121 38.40% Aged well: Have 400 grandmas. 338
122 38.40% Praise the sun: Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms. 144
123 38.30% Romancing the stone: Have 350 mines. 282
124 38.30% And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience: Have 300 wizard towers. 255
125 38.30% Clickety split: Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking. 473
126 38.30% All hail Santa: Reach Santa's final form. 110
127 38.30% The work of a lifetime: Have 250 alchemy labs. 217
128 38.30% Obliterate: Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. 164
129 38.30% Tonight on Hoarders: Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 226
130 38.30% Rise and shine: Have 200 prisms. 158
131 38.20% A place lost in time: Have 250 portals. 218
132 38.20% Polymath: Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. 247
133 38.20% Bears repeating: Have 150 fractal engines. 416
134 38.20% Ex machina: Have 350 factories. 283
135 38.20% Fingers crossed: Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers. 333
136 38.20% Knead for speed: Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. 274
137 38.20% Centennial: Have at least 100 of everything. 91
138 38.10% It's not delivery: Have 300 shipments. 256
139 38.10% Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming: Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. 275
140 38.10% The full picture: Purchase 300 upgrades. 528
141 38.10% The needs of the many: Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines. 424
142 38.10% Harvest moon: Have 400 farms. 341
143 38.10% Panic at the bingo: Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas. 190
144 38.10% Ripe for the picking: Have 100 idleverses. 511
145 38.10% Are you gonna eat all that?: Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 227
146 38.10% Grand design: Own 5,000 buildings. 526
147 38.00% Rake in the dough: Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms. 191
148 38.00% As luck would have it: Have 200 chancemakers. 329
149 38.00% Heat death: Have 250 time machines. 219
150 38.00% And I need it now: Have 350 banks. 284
151 38.00% Gold, Jerry! Gold!: Have 300 alchemy labs. 257
152 38.00% Quarry on: Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines. 192
153 38.00% Inherited prototype: Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 444
154 38.00% Mine?: Have 400 mines. 342
155 37.90% Pray on the weak: Have 350 temples. 285
156 37.90% I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center: Bake 1 octillion cookies per second. 276
157 37.90% Yes I love technology: Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories. 193
158 37.90% 101st birthday: Have 450 grandmas. 339
159 37.90% Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals: Have 500 cursors. 246
160 37.90% We're gonna need a bigger bakery: Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension. 228
161 37.90% Microcosm: Have 250 antimatter condensers. 220
162 37.90% Up to code: Have 150 javascript consoles. 436
163 37.90% Fringe: Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses. 522
164 37.90% Negative void: Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. 165
165 37.90% More of the same: Have 200 fractal engines. 417
166 37.80% Forbidden zone: Have 300 portals. 258
167 37.80% The proof of the cookie is in the baking: Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. 277
168 37.80% Church of Cookiology: Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples. 195
169 37.80% Paid in full: Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks. 194
170 37.80% In full gear: Have 400 factories. 343
171 37.80% It's a kind of magic: Have 350 wizard towers. 286
172 37.80% Bright future: Have 250 prisms. 221
173 37.70% cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com: Have 300 time machines. 259
174 37.70% Too many rabbits, not enough hats: Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers. 196
175 37.70% Just plain lucky: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 104
176 37.70% Treacle tart economics: Have 400 banks. 344
177 37.60% Jellicles: Own 10 kitten upgrades. 465
178 37.60% Centennial and a half: Have at least 150 of everything. 131
179 37.60% Defense of the ancients: Have 500 grandmas. 340
180 37.60% Make like a tree: Have 450 farms. 354
181 37.60% Works on my machine: Have 200 javascript consoles. 437
182 37.60% Make it so: Have 350 shipments. 287
183 37.60% In the mouth of madness: Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension. 229
184 37.60% The most precious cargo: Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments. 197
185 37.60% Unreal: Have 150 idleverses. 512
186 37.50% If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing: Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second. 278
187 37.50% Holy cookies, grandma!: Have 400 temples. 345
188 37.50% Ever more hideous: Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals. 199
189 37.50% The Aureate: Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 198
190 37.50% All that glitters is gold: Have 350 alchemy labs. 288
191 37.50% Brought to you by the letter 🍪: Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 230
192 37.50% Scientists baffled everywhere: Have 300 antimatter condensers. 260
193 37.50% Ever in your favor: Have 250 chancemakers. 330
194 37.50% Cave story: Have 450 mines. 355
195 37.40% Harmony of the spheres: Have 300 prisms. 261
196 37.40% Infinitesimal: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 201
197 37.40% A still more glorious dawn: Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms. 202
198 37.40% Year's worth of cavities: Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps. 268
199 37.40% To crumbs, you say?: Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. 249
200 37.40% The Prestige: Have 400 wizard towers. 346
201 37.40% Be kind, rewind: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines. 200
202 37.40% Last recurse: Have 250 fractal engines. 418
203 37.40% Click (starring Adam Sandler): Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors. 293
204 37.40% In-cog-neato: Have 450 factories. 356
205 37.30% Sharpest tool in the shed: Have 500 farms. 400
206 37.30% Bicentennial: Have at least 200 of everything. 129
207 37.30% Running with scissors: Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second. 368
208 37.30% Once you've seen one: Have 200 idleverses. 513
209 37.30% Sedimentalism: Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines. 296
210 37.30% He comes: Have 350 portals. 289
211 37.20% Save your breath because that's all you've got left: Have 450 banks. 357
212 37.20% Just a statistic: Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers. 334
213 37.20% Hey now, you're a rock: Have 500 mines. 401
214 37.20% Be a lady: Have 300 chancemakers. 331
215 37.20% Overgrowth: Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms. 295
216 37.20% That's just peanuts to space: Have 400 shipments. 347
217 37.20% The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had: Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 279
218 37.20% Way back then: Have 350 time machines. 290
219 37.10% Eating its own: Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines. 425
220 37.10% Out of one, many: Have 300 fractal engines. 419
221 37.10% Rarefied air: Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second. 369
222 37.10% Vengeful and almighty: Have 450 temples. 358
223 37.10% Worth its weight in lead: Have 400 alchemy labs. 348
224 37.10% But wait 'til you get older: Have 550 grandmas. 399
225 37.10% Technical debt: Have 250 javascript consoles. 438
226 37.10% Labor of love: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories. 297
227 37.00% Break the mold: Have 500 factories. 402
228 37.00% With her finger and her thumb: Have 600 cursors. 398
229 37.00% What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex: Have 400 portals. 349
230 37.00% Set for life: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 280
231 37.00% When there's nothing left to add: Purchase 400 upgrades. 529
232 37.00% Exotic matter: Have 350 antimatter condensers. 291
233 36.90% Get the show on, get paid: Have 500 banks. 403
234 36.90% Spell it out for you: Have 450 wizard towers. 359
235 36.90% Push it to the limit: Bake 1 decillion cookies per second. 370
236 36.90% Thus spoke you: Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples. 299
237 36.90% Frantiquities: Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas. 294
238 36.90% You get nothing: Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. 383
239 36.90% A model of document object: Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 445
240 36.90% At the end of the tunnel: Have 350 prisms. 292
241 36.90% Reverse funnel system: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks. 298
242 36.80% Ecumenopolis: Own 7,500 buildings. 527
243 36.80% Green cookies sleep furiously: Bake 10 decillion cookies per second. 371
244 36.80% Coherence: Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses. 523
245 36.80% Spoils and plunder: Have 250 idleverses. 514
246 36.70% Manafest destiny: Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers. 300
247 36.70% Space space space space space: Have 450 shipments. 360
248 36.70% Dicey business: Have 350 chancemakers. 332
249 36.70% Overripe: Have 550 farms. 476
250 36.70% Okay boomer: Have 600 grandmas. 475
251 36.70% My world's on fire, how about yours: Have 500 temples. 404
252 36.70% Mind your language: Have 300 javascript consoles. 439
253 36.70% Invited to yesterday's party: Have 400 time machines. 350
254 36.60% Bicentennial and a half: Have at least 250 of everything. 242
255 36.60% Panic! at Nabisco: Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 372
256 36.60% Downsizing: Have 400 antimatter condensers. 351
257 36.50% Rock on: Have 550 mines. 477
258 36.50% Which eternal lie: Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals. 303
259 36.50% Humble rebeginnings: Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. 384
260 36.50% The meteor men beg to differ: Have 500 wizard towers. 405
261 36.50% An example of recursion: Have 350 fractal engines. 420
262 36.50% Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change: Have 450 alchemy labs. 361
263 36.50% Renaissance baker: Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. 430
264 36.40% My eyes: Have 400 prisms. 352
265 36.40% Bursting at the seams: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 373
266 36.40% Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night: Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments. 301
267 36.40% Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere: Have 300 idleverses. 515
268 36.30% Leisurely pace: Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second. 388
269 36.30% I've got the Midas touch: Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 302
270 36.30% In the green: Have 600 farms. 494
271 36.30% Self-manmade man: Have 550 factories. 478
272 36.30% Déjà vu: Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines. 304
273 36.30% Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear: Have 450 portals. 362
274 36.20% Maybe a chance in hell, actually: Have 400 chancemakers. 353
275 36.20% Only shooting stars: Have 500 shipments. 406
276 36.10% Powers of Ten: Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 305
277 36.10% Hypersonic: Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second. 389
278 36.10% Checks out: Have 550 banks. 479
279 36.00% Tricentennial: Have at least 300 of everything. 273
280 36.00% Just about full: Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 374
281 36.00% Now the dark days are gone: Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms. 306
282 36.00% Groundhog day: Have 450 time machines. 363
283 36.00% Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way: Have 600 mines. 495
284 36.00% Inconsolable: Have 350 javascript consoles. 440
285 35.90% The end of the world: Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. 385
286 35.90% Murphy's wild guess: Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers. 335
287 35.90% Here be dragon: Complete your dragon's training. 222
288 35.90% For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title: Have 400 fractal engines. 421
289 35.90% We could all use a little change: Have 500 alchemy labs. 407
290 35.80% Gotta go fast: Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second. 428
291 35.80% Living on a prayer: Have 550 temples. 480
292 35.70% We must go deeper: Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines. 426
293 35.70% A matter of perspective: Have 450 antimatter condensers. 364
294 35.70% The wheels of progress: Have 600 factories. 496
295 35.60% Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb: Have 500 portals. 408
296 35.60% Hungry for more: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 375
297 35.50% Bake him away, toys: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second. 448
298 35.50% Gotta hand it to you: Have 700 cursors. 474
299 35.50% It's big brain time: Have 1 cortex baker. 539
300 35.40% That's rich: Have 600 banks. 497
301 35.40% Higitus figitus migitus mum: Have 550 wizard towers. 481
302 35.30% Optical illusion: Have 450 prisms. 365
303 35.30% First-class citizen: Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 446
304 35.30% Hyperspace expressway: Have 350 idleverses. 516
305 35.20% You're #1 so why try harder: Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second. 449
306 35.10% The years start coming: Have 500 time machines. 409
307 35.10% Closure: Have 400 javascript consoles. 441
308 35.00% Oh, you're back: Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. 386
309 34.90% Jackpot: Have 450 chancemakers. 366
310 34.90% Earth-616: Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. 524
311 34.90% The incredible journey: Have 550 shipments. 482
312 34.90% Preaches and cream: Have 600 temples. 498
313 34.80% Just my imagination: Have 50 cortex bakers. 540
314 34.80% Wrinklesquisher: Burst 50 wrinklers. 106
315 34.80% Feed me, Orteil: Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 390
316 34.70% Ain't that a click in the head: Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking. 574
317 34.70% The hunt is on: Unlock 1 egg. 166
318 34.60% What a concept: Have 500 antimatter condensers. 410
319 34.50% Now there's an idea: Have 100 cortex bakers. 541
320 34.50% Positive thinking: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 552
321 34.50% I'm so meta, even this achievement: Have 450 fractal engines. 422
322 34.30% Just a phase: Have 550 alchemy labs. 483
323 34.30% Magic thinking: Have 600 wizard towers. 499
324 34.20% And then what?: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 391
325 34.20% Elder calm: Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. 82
326 34.10% You'll never shine if you don't glow: Have 500 prisms. 411
327 34.10% Haven't even begun to peak: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. 450
328 34.10% Tricentennial and a half: Have at least 350 of everything. 392
329 34.10% The organ that named itself: Have 150 cortex bakers. 542
330 33.90% Versatile: Have 400 idleverses. 517
331 33.90% Gyrification: Have 200 cortex bakers. 543
332 33.70% Don't let me leave, Murph: Have 550 portals. 484
333 33.60% The thought that counts: Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 553
334 33.60% Leprechaun: Click 777 golden cookies. 84
335 33.50% A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering': Have 250 cortex bakers. 544
336 33.50% Lazarus: Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. 387
337 33.50% Is there life on Mars?: Have 600 shipments. 500
338 33.40% What did we even eat before these: Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. 467
339 33.30% You'll never know if you don't go: Have 500 chancemakers. 412
340 33.30% They moistly come at night: Have 650 grandmas. 556
341 33.20% Mindfulness: Have 300 cortex bakers. 545
342 32.90% Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere: Have 450 javascript consoles. 442
343 32.80% I think it's safe to say you've got it made: Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 429
344 32.80% Caveman to cosmos: Have 550 time machines. 485
345 32.80% It's grown on you: Have 650 farms. 557
346 32.70% Myriad: Own 10,000 buildings. 581
347 32.70% Never get bored: Have 500 fractal engines. 423
348 32.60% Bad chemistry: Have 600 alchemy labs. 501
349 32.60% Freaky jazz hands: Reach level 10 cursors. 307
350 32.60% Heavy flow: Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. 468
351 32.50% Wrath cookie: Click a wrath cookie. 595
352 32.50% Resurrection: Ascend 10 times. 205
353 32.50% Lovely cookies: Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie. 130
354 32.50% Kaizen: Purchase 500 upgrades. 582
355 32.50% Cookie Clicker: Unlock the final building. 639
356 32.40% Don't let the walls cave in on you: Have 650 mines. 558
357 32.30% Unthinkable: Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 554
358 32.10% My own clone: Have 1 You. 600
359 32.10% The 10% myth: Have 350 cortex bakers. 546
360 32.00% A sometimes food: Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 451
361 32.00% Replaced by robots: Have 650 factories. 559
362 31.90% Let it snow: Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. 111
363 31.90% Quadricentennial: Have at least 400 of everything. 393
364 31.80% The devil's workshop: Have 800 cursors. 493
365 31.80% Particular tastes: Have 550 antimatter condensers. 486
366 31.80% More you say?: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 469
367 31.60% Reduced to gibbering heaps: Have 600 portals. 502
368 31.60% Multiplicity: Have 50 You. 601
369 31.50% Financial prodigy: Have 650 banks. 560
370 31.40% Self-made: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You. 614
371 31.30% What's not clicking: Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking. 640
372 31.30% Born for this job: Have 100 You. 602
373 31.10% Sleigh of hand: Pop 50 reindeer. 113
374 31.00% Episode II: Have 150 You. 603
375 30.90% Smurf account: Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. 454
376 30.80% A light snack: Have 550 prisms. 487
377 30.80% Copy that: Have 200 You. 604
378 30.80% Don't think about it too hard: Have 400 cortex bakers. 547
379 30.80% And I will pray to a big god: Have 650 temples. 561
380 30.70% You are inevitable: Have 450 idleverses. 518
381 30.70% Keep going until I say stop: Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 531
382 30.70% Reproducible results: Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You. 615
383 30.50% Life finds a way: Have 250 You. 605
384 30.50% Grandmapocalypse: Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. 594
385 30.40% Back already?: Have 600 time machines. 503
386 30.40% Egging on: Unlock 7 eggs. 167
387 30.20% And now you're even older: Have 700 grandmas. 618
388 30.20% Taking the back streets: Have 500 javascript consoles. 443
389 30.10% Overcrowding: Have 300 You. 606
390 29.90% Shosple Colupis: Have 650 wizard towers. 562
391 29.80% Not enough of a good thing: Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 452
392 29.80% All the stars in heaven: Own 100 heavenly upgrades. 588
393 29.60% That's all you: Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You. 616
394 29.60% Au naturel: Have 700 farms. 619
395 29.50% Tempting fate: Have 550 chancemakers. 488
396 29.20% Dirt-rich: Have 700 mines. 620
397 29.10% Nuclear throne: Have 600 antimatter condensers. 504
398 28.80% Strength in numbers: Have 350 You. 607
399 28.80% False vacuum: Have 650 shipments. 563
400 28.70% Bots build bots: Have 700 factories. 621
401 28.30% Tautological: Have 550 fractal engines. 489
402 28.20% Horn of plenty: Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 453
403 28.00% Getting that bag: Have 700 banks. 622
404 28.00% Thick-skinned: Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil. 432
405 27.80% I'm the wiz: Cast 99 spells. 322
406 27.60% But I didn't say stop, did I?: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. 532
407 27.50% Huge tracts of land: Reach level 10 farms. 309
408 27.50% Making light of the situation: Have 600 prisms. 505
409 27.40% Mass Easteria: Unlock 14 eggs. 168
410 27.30% Metallic taste: Have 650 alchemy labs. 564
411 27.30% Army of me: Have 400 You. 608
412 27.10% The leader is good, the leader is great: Have 700 temples. 623
413 27.00% Away from this place: Have 500 idleverses. 519
414 26.80% Though fools seldom differ: Have 450 cortex bakers. 548
415 26.70% If at first you don't succeed: Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. 455
416 26.20% Elder slumber: Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. 80
417 26.00% Sweetmeats: Harvest a meaty sugar lump. 272
418 25.80% You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-: Have 700 wizard towers. 624
419 25.60% Swiss cheese: Have 650 portals. 565
420 25.50% God complex: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 159
421 25.40% Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.: Have 600 chancemakers. 506
422 25.20% Methuselah: Reach level 10 grandmas. 308
423 24.80% With unrivaled fervor: Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. 533
424 24.70% Quadricentennial and a half: Have at least 450 of everything. 394
425 24.50% Maillard reaction: Harvest a caramelized sugar lump. 396
426 24.10% Beyond quality: Purchase 600 upgrades. 583
427 24.10% Signed, sealed, delivered: Have 700 shipments. 625
428 23.90% Moistburster: Burst 200 wrinklers. 107
429 23.60% Curly braces: Have 550 javascript consoles. 490
430 23.40% But the future refused to change: Have 650 time machines. 566
431 23.30% In and of itself: Have 600 fractal engines. 507
432 23.20% Large and in charge: Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 470
433 23.10% Motormouth: Reach level 10 wizard towers. 314
434 22.30% Spooky cookies: Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. 108
435 21.80% Sugar, spice, and everything nice: Have 700 alchemy labs. 626
436 21.80% Hide & seek champion: Unlock all the eggs. 169
437 21.30% Know thyself: Have 450 You. 609
438 21.20% Looking kind of dumb: Have 500 cortex bakers. 549
439 21.00% A capital idea: Reach level 10 banks. 312
440 21.00% What's the dark matter with you: Have 650 antimatter condensers. 567
441 20.60% I am speed: Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second. 576
442 20.50% Absolutely stuffed: Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 471
443 20.10% It belongs in a bakery: Reach level 10 temples. 313
444 19.80% Botany enthusiast: Harvest 100 mature garden plants. 378
445 19.40% Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore: Have 700 portals. 627
446 19.10% All on deck: Have 900 cursors. 641
447 19.10% D-d-d-d-deeper: Reach level 10 mines. 310
448 18.70% Everywhere at once: Have 550 idleverses. 520
449 18.70% Enlightenment: Have 650 prisms. 568
450 18.20% Patently genius: Reach level 10 factories. 311
451 17.70% Been there done that: Reach level 10 shipments. 315
452 17.70% Duck typing: Have 600 javascript consoles. 508
453 17.70% Baby it's old outside: Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season. 580
454 17.60% Quincentennial: Have at least 500 of everything. 395
455 17.30% Reindeer sleigher: Pop 200 reindeer. 114
456 17.20% And on and on: Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second. 577
457 17.20% No more room in hell: Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. 596
458 16.90% I only meant to stay a while: Have 700 time machines. 628
459 16.50% Phlogisticated substances: Reach level 10 alchemy labs. 316
460 16.40% Never tell me the odds: Have 650 chancemakers. 569
461 16.10% O Fortuna: Own every fortune upgrade. 456
462 15.90% Bizarro world: Reach level 10 portals. 317
463 15.60% It's only wafer-thin: Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 472
464 15.60% Self-improvement: Reach level 10 You. 617
465 15.50% Eldeer: Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy. 265
466 15.40% Strange topologies: Reach level 10 idleverses. 525
467 15.20% Gifted: Reach level 10 cortex bakers. 555
468 15.10% Didn't make sense not to live: Have 500 You. 610
469 15.10% The long now: Reach level 10 time machines. 318
470 15.00% Make my day: Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale. 461
471 14.80% Alexandria: Reach level 10 javascript consoles. 447
472 14.80% Neverclick: Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times. 29
473 14.80% Blowing an Apollonian gasket: Have 650 fractal engines. 570
474 14.80% Sierpinski rhomboids: Reach level 10 fractal engines. 427
475 14.60% Not 20 years away forever: Have 700 antimatter condensers. 629
476 14.60% In the garden of Eden (baby): Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. 380
477 14.40% Chubby hadrons: Reach level 10 antimatter condensers. 319
478 14.20% Palettable: Reach level 10 prisms. 320
479 14.10% Let's leaf it at that: Reach level 10 chancemakers. 336
480 14.10% Everything happens so much: Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second. 584
481 14.00% Full warehouses: Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good. 460
482 13.70% Think big: Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 534
483 13.70% A beautiful mind: Have 550 cortex bakers. 550
484 13.60% Reject reality, substitute your own: Have 600 idleverses. 521
485 13.50% Speed baking III: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 95
486 13.20% Buy buy buy: Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase. 462
487 12.70% Bright side of the Moon: Have 700 prisms. 630
488 12.60% True Neverclick: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 78
489 12.30% Pyramid scheme: Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters. 464
490 12.20% Wrinkler poker: Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. 598
491 12.00% Quincentennial and a half: Have at least 550 of everything. 466
492 11.90% Rookie numbers: Own at least 100 of every stock market good. 458
493 11.30% Hypersize me: Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 535
494 11.30% Get with the program: Have 650 javascript consoles. 571
495 11.10% Riding the Mersenne twister: Have 700 chancemakers. 631
496 11.10% Hardcore: Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased. 92
497 10.50% All-natural cane sugar: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 271
498 10.50% In her likeness: Shape your clones to resemble grandmas. 597
499 10.40% Max capacity: Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 536
500 10.40% Cardinal synapses: Have 600 cortex bakers. 551
501 10.30% No nobility in poverty: Own at least 500 of every stock market good. 459
502 10.30% Last Chance to See: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 262
503 10.20% I'll rest when I'm dead: Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second. 585
504 10.00% Divide and conquer: Have 700 fractal engines. 632
505 9.90% Genetic bottleneck: Have 550 You. 611
506 9.70% Sexcentennial: Have at least 600 of everything. 530
507 9.60% No time like the present: Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge). 589
508 9.50% Lost your cosmic marbles: Have 650 idleverses. 572
509 9.40% Debt evasion: Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. 637
510 9.30% A round of applause: Have 1,000 cursors. 642
511 9.10% Black cat's paw: Click 7,777 golden cookies. 85
512 8.30% By will alone I set my mind in motion: Have 650 cortex bakers. 573
513 8.30% Fake it till you bake it: Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 578
514 8.30% Green, aching thumb: Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants. 379
515 8.20% Can we get much higher: Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second. 590
516 8.20% Pebcakes: Have 700 javascript consoles. 633
517 8.00% Four-leaf cookie: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 324
518 7.90% A wizard is you: Cast 999 spells. 323
519 7.90% Despite everything, it's still you: Have 600 You. 612
520 7.90% History in the baking: Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 579
521 7.80% Liquid assets: Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million. 537
522 7.60% Sexcentennial and a half: Have at least 650 of everything. 575
523 7.40% What do you get for the baker who has everything: Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 586
524 7.40% Keeper of the conservatory: Unlock every garden seed. 381
525 7.30% Bottomless pit: Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 587
526 7.20% Greener on the other sides: Have 700 idleverses. 634
527 7.20% Reincarnation: Ascend 100 times. 206
528 7.10% Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker): Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second. 591
529 7.10% Seedless to nay: Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets. 382
530 6.80% Everyone everywhere all at once: Have 650 You. 613
531 6.80% When the cookies ascend just right: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 397
532 6.70% Where is my mind: Have 700 cortex bakers. 635
533 6.50% Gaseous assets: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 463
534 6.40% Introspection: Have 700 You. 636
535 6.30% Septcentennial: Have at least 700 of everything. 599
536 6.20% Seven horseshoes: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 491
537 6.20% Rainy day fund: Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 592
538 6.00% And a little extra: Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension. 593
539 5.90% Endless cycle: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 207
540 5.20% Oft we mar what's well: Purchase 700 upgrades. 638