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Achievements completed: 68 (10.68%)

Achievements: (68 / 637):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 79.40% Lucky cookie: Click 7 golden cookies. 68
2 65.70% A stroke of luck: Click 27 golden cookies. 69
3 65.10% Speed baking I: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 93
4 62.80% Hollow the planet: Have 100 mines. 51
5 61.90% Shady sect: Have 50 temples. 177
6 59.20% Just wrong: Sell a grandma. 39
7 58.40% Fading luck: Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies. 264
8 57.30% You win a cookie: This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. 133
9 57.00% Oh hey, you're still here: Bake 1 billion cookies per second. 24
10 56.90% Global warming: Have 100 factories. 48
11 56.80% Early bird: Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns. 263
12 56.80% Fortune: Click 77 golden cookies. 77
13 56.40% Time warp: Have 1 time machine. 61
14 56.10% Friend of the ancients: Have 150 grandmas. 101
15 55.80% Universal bakery: Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension. 8
16 55.60% The sorcerer's apprentice: Have 50 wizard towers. 182
17 54.50% Clickageddon: Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking. 145
18 51.40% A loan in the dark: Have 100 banks. 173
19 50.80% Antibatter: Have 1 antimatter condenser. 87
20 50.80% Engineer: Own 1,000 buildings. 83
21 50.80% Timeless bakery: Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension. 9
22 50.60% Let's never bake again: Bake 10 billion cookies per second. 25
23 49.60% Galactic highway: Have 50 shipments. 53
24 49.50% Perfected agriculture: Have 150 farms. 115
25 49.30% Upgrader: Purchase 100 upgrades. 90
26 48.30% Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo: Cast 9 spells. 321
27 47.90% The Digital: Have 200 cursors. 38
28 47.40% Lone photon: Have 1 prism. 123
29 47.40% Clicknarok: Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 146
30 47.10% New-age cult: Have 100 temples. 178
31 46.20% Transmogrification: Have 50 alchemy labs. 56
32 46.20% Cookie-dunker: Dunk the cookie. 76
33 46.10% Coming to town: Reach Santa's 7th form. 109
34 46.00% Can you dig it: Have 150 mines. 117
35 45.90% Ruler of the ancients: Have 200 grandmas. 102
36 45.70% Tabloid addiction: Click on the news ticker 50 times. 243
37 45.50% Nihilism: Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. 86
38 45.50% Infinite bakery: Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension. 10
39 45.20% Oh deer: Pop 1 reindeer. 112
40 44.70% Charms and enchantments: Have 100 wizard towers. 183
41 44.60% Lucked out: Have 1 chancemaker. 325
42 44.30% A world filled with cookies: Bake 1 trillion cookies per second. 231
43 44.00% Ultimate automation: Have 150 factories. 116
44 43.90% Now you're thinking: Have 50 portals. 59
45 43.70% Immortal bakery: Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 11
46 43.50% Clickastrophe: Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 244
47 43.00% Homegrown: Have 200 farms. 150
48 42.80% When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour: Bake 10 trillion cookies per second. 232
49 42.70% Self-contained: Have 1 fractal engine. 413
50 42.70% Far far away: Have 100 shipments. 54
51 42.30% Need for greed: Have 150 banks. 174
52 42.20% Alternate timeline: Have 50 time machines. 62
53 41.90% Hand-picked: Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe. 269
54 41.80% Fast and delicious: Bake 100 trillion cookies per second. 233
55 41.70% Don't stop me now: Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 12
56 41.70% Itchscratcher: Burst 1 wrinkler. 105
57 41.60% Gold member: Have 100 alchemy labs. 57
58 41.60% The center of the Earth: Have 200 mines. 152
59 41.40% Quirky quarks: Have 50 antimatter condensers. 88
60 41.30% Dematerialize: Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. 161
61 41.20% Clickataclysm: Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking. 245
62 41.10% You can stop now: Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 13
63 41.10% Organized religion: Have 150 temples. 179
64 41.00% Dimensional shift: Have 100 portals. 60
65 41.00% The old never bothered me anyway: Have 250 grandmas. 149
66 40.90% Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz: Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. 234
67 40.90% Technocracy: Have 200 factories. 151
68 40.80% F12: Have 1 javascript console. 433
69 40.70% Dazzling glimmer: Have 50 prisms. 124
70 40.60% Veteran: Own at least 14 grandma types. 431
71 40.50% Curses and maledictions: Have 150 wizard towers. 184
72 40.40% Rewriting history: Have 100 time machines. 63
73 40.30% It's the economy, stupid: Have 200 banks. 175
74 40.20% Woops, you solved world hunger: Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second. 235
75 40.20% Cookies all the way down: Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 14
76 40.10% Lord of Constructs: Own 2,500 buildings. 127
77 40.10% What are the odds: Have 50 chancemakers. 326
78 40.10% Extreme polydactyly: Have 300 cursors. 147
79 40.00% Gardener extraordinaire: Have 250 farms. 210
80 39.90% The ultimate clickdown: Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking. 337
81 39.90% It does matter!: Have 100 antimatter condensers. 89
82 39.90% Type II civilization: Have 150 shipments. 118
83 39.80% Click delegator: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors. 134
84 39.80% Overdose: Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension. 15
85 39.80% Fanaticism: Have 200 temples. 180
86 39.80% Lord of Progress: Purchase 200 upgrades. 128
87 39.70% The agemaster: Have 300 grandmas. 208
88 39.70% Threw you for a loop: Have 50 fractal engines. 414
89 39.70% I hate manure: Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms. 136
90 39.60% Tectonic ambassador: Have 250 mines. 211
91 39.60% Gushing grannies: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas. 135
92 39.60% They'll never know what hit 'em: Have 1 idleverse. 509
93 39.50% Nil zero zilch: Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. 162
94 39.50% Gild wars: Have 150 alchemy labs. 119
95 39.50% Blinding flash: Have 100 prisms. 125
96 39.40% Magic kingdom: Have 200 wizard towers. 185
97 39.40% Never dig down: Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines. 137
98 39.40% Turbopuns: Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. 236
99 39.30% Rise of the machines: Have 250 factories. 212
100 39.20% Seedy business: Have 300 farms. 250
101 39.20% The incredible machine: Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories. 138
102 39.20% Brain-split: Have 150 portals. 120
103 39.10% We come in peace: Have 200 shipments. 153
104 39.10% One with everything: Have at least 1 of every building. 64
105 39.10% Faster menner: Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second. 237
106 39.10% All the other kids with the pumped up clicks: Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking. 376
107 39.00% Grandma needs a new pair of shoes: Have 100 chancemakers. 327
108 39.00% Vested interest: Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks. 186
109 39.00% Acquire currency: Have 250 banks. 213
110 38.90% And yet you're still hungry: Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second. 238
111 38.90% Time duke: Have 150 time machines. 121
112 38.90% New world order: Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples. 187
113 38.90% How?: Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension. 223
114 38.90% Variable success: Have 50 javascript consoles. 434
115 38.90% Speed baking II: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 94
116 38.80% The secrets of the universe: Have 200 alchemy labs. 154
117 38.80% Mathematician: Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128). 65
118 38.80% Freak fracking: Have 300 mines. 251
119 38.70% Zealotry: Have 250 temples. 214
120 38.70% The sum of its parts: Have 100 fractal engines. 415
121 38.70% To oldly go: Have 350 grandmas. 209
122 38.70% The land of milk and cookies: Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension. 224
123 38.70% The Abakening: Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second. 239
124 38.70% Molecular maestro: Have 150 antimatter condensers. 122
125 38.70% Base 10: Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on. 66
126 38.70% And beyond: Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments. 139
127 38.70% Transcendence: Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. 163
128 38.70% Hocus pocus: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers. 188
129 38.60% One...more...click...: Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking. 377
130 38.60% Realm of the Mad God: Have 200 portals. 155
131 38.60% Magnum Opus: Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 140
132 38.60% Modern times: Have 300 factories. 252
133 38.60% Unending glow: Have 150 prisms. 126
134 38.60% Dr. T: Have 400 cursors. 148
135 38.50% The wizarding world: Have 250 wizard towers. 215
136 38.50% Well-versed: Have 50 idleverses. 510
137 38.50% There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?: Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second. 240
138 38.50% Spacetime jigamaroo: Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines. 142
139 38.50% The nerve of war: Have 300 banks. 253
140 38.50% With strange eons: Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals. 141
141 38.40% Forever and ever: Have 200 time machines. 156
142 38.40% Supermassive: Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 143
143 38.40% He who controls the cookies controls the universe: Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension. 225
144 38.40% The elder scrolls: Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. 248
145 38.40% You and the beanstalk: Have 350 farms. 281
146 38.30% Praise the sun: Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms. 144
147 38.30% Parsec-masher: Have 250 shipments. 216
148 38.30% Aged well: Have 400 grandmas. 338
149 38.30% Finger clickin' good: Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors. 189
150 38.30% Elder nap: Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. 79
151 38.30% Walk the planck: Have 200 antimatter condensers. 157
152 38.30% No comments: Have 100 javascript consoles. 435
153 38.30% Wololo: Have 300 temples. 254
154 38.20% Romancing the stone: Have 350 mines. 282
155 38.20% Fast: Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. 241
156 38.20% The work of a lifetime: Have 250 alchemy labs. 217
157 38.20% Tonight on Hoarders: Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 226
158 38.20% Clickety split: Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking. 473
159 38.20% Obliterate: Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. 164
160 38.20% Rise and shine: Have 200 prisms. 158
161 38.20% Million to one shot, doc: Have 150 chancemakers. 328
162 38.10% Ex machina: Have 350 factories. 283
163 38.10% Bears repeating: Have 150 fractal engines. 416
164 38.10% Knead for speed: Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. 274
165 38.10% Fingers crossed: Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers. 333
166 38.10% And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience: Have 300 wizard towers. 255
167 38.10% Polymath: Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. 247
168 38.00% It's not delivery: Have 300 shipments. 256
169 38.00% Centennial: Have at least 100 of everything. 91
170 38.00% Ripe for the picking: Have 100 idleverses. 511
171 38.00% The needs of the many: Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines. 424
172 38.00% Harvest moon: Have 400 farms. 341
173 38.00% All hail Santa: Reach Santa's final form. 110
174 38.00% Grand design: Own 5,000 buildings. 526
175 38.00% Panic at the bingo: Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas. 190
176 38.00% Are you gonna eat all that?: Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 227
177 38.00% The full picture: Purchase 300 upgrades. 528
178 38.00% A place lost in time: Have 250 portals. 218
179 37.90% Quarry on: Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines. 192
180 37.90% Rake in the dough: Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms. 191
181 37.90% And I need it now: Have 350 banks. 284
182 37.90% Inherited prototype: Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 444
183 37.90% Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming: Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. 275
184 37.90% Heat death: Have 250 time machines. 219
185 37.90% As luck would have it: Have 200 chancemakers. 329
186 37.80% 101st birthday: Have 450 grandmas. 339
187 37.80% Pray on the weak: Have 350 temples. 285
188 37.80% I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center: Bake 1 octillion cookies per second. 276
189 37.80% Microcosm: Have 250 antimatter condensers. 220
190 37.80% Mine?: Have 400 mines. 342
191 37.80% Up to code: Have 150 javascript consoles. 436
192 37.80% Fringe: Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses. 522
193 37.80% Negative void: Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. 165
194 37.80% Gold, Jerry! Gold!: Have 300 alchemy labs. 257
195 37.80% We're gonna need a bigger bakery: Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension. 228
196 37.70% Yes I love technology: Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories. 193
197 37.70% Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals: Have 500 cursors. 246
198 37.70% More of the same: Have 200 fractal engines. 417
199 37.70% The proof of the cookie is in the baking: Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. 277
200 37.70% Forbidden zone: Have 300 portals. 258
201 37.70% Paid in full: Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks. 194
202 37.70% Church of Cookiology: Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples. 195
203 37.70% In full gear: Have 400 factories. 343
204 37.60% It's a kind of magic: Have 350 wizard towers. 286
205 37.60% Too many rabbits, not enough hats: Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers. 196
206 37.60% Treacle tart economics: Have 400 banks. 344
207 37.60% Bright future: Have 250 prisms. 221
208 37.60% cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com: Have 300 time machines. 259
209 37.50% Unreal: Have 150 idleverses. 512
210 37.50% Works on my machine: Have 200 javascript consoles. 437
211 37.50% Defense of the ancients: Have 500 grandmas. 340
212 37.50% Jellicles: Own 10 kitten upgrades. 465
213 37.50% Make like a tree: Have 450 farms. 354
214 37.50% Make it so: Have 350 shipments. 287
215 37.50% In the mouth of madness: Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension. 229
216 37.50% Just plain lucky: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 104
217 37.50% Centennial and a half: Have at least 150 of everything. 131
218 37.50% The most precious cargo: Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments. 197
219 37.40% Holy cookies, grandma!: Have 400 temples. 345
220 37.40% Ever in your favor: Have 250 chancemakers. 330
221 37.40% Cave story: Have 450 mines. 355
222 37.40% The Aureate: Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 198
223 37.40% Ever more hideous: Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals. 199
224 37.40% Brought to you by the letter 🍪: Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 230
225 37.40% Scientists baffled everywhere: Have 300 antimatter condensers. 260
226 37.40% If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing: Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second. 278
227 37.40% All that glitters is gold: Have 350 alchemy labs. 288
228 37.30% Harmony of the spheres: Have 300 prisms. 261
229 37.30% A still more glorious dawn: Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms. 202
230 37.30% Infinitesimal: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 201
231 37.30% Be kind, rewind: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines. 200
232 37.30% The Prestige: Have 400 wizard towers. 346
233 37.30% To crumbs, you say?: Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. 249
234 37.30% Last recurse: Have 250 fractal engines. 418
235 37.30% Click (starring Adam Sandler): Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors. 293
236 37.20% In-cog-neato: Have 450 factories. 356
237 37.20% He comes: Have 350 portals. 289
238 37.20% Sedimentalism: Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines. 296
239 37.20% Running with scissors: Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second. 368
240 37.20% Sharpest tool in the shed: Have 500 farms. 400
241 37.20% Bicentennial: Have at least 200 of everything. 129
242 37.20% Once you've seen one: Have 200 idleverses. 513
243 37.10% Just a statistic: Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers. 334
244 37.10% Be a lady: Have 300 chancemakers. 331
245 37.10% Hey now, you're a rock: Have 500 mines. 401
246 37.10% Save your breath because that's all you've got left: Have 450 banks. 357
247 37.10% Overgrowth: Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms. 295
248 37.10% Way back then: Have 350 time machines. 290
249 37.10% That's just peanuts to space: Have 400 shipments. 347
250 37.10% The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had: Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 279
251 37.00% Technical debt: Have 250 javascript consoles. 438
252 37.00% Out of one, many: Have 300 fractal engines. 419
253 37.00% Eating its own: Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines. 425
254 37.00% Worth its weight in lead: Have 400 alchemy labs. 348
255 37.00% Rarefied air: Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second. 369
256 37.00% Vengeful and almighty: Have 450 temples. 358
257 37.00% But wait 'til you get older: Have 550 grandmas. 399
258 37.00% Labor of love: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories. 297
259 36.90% Break the mold: Have 500 factories. 402
260 36.90% What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex: Have 400 portals. 349
261 36.90% With her finger and her thumb: Have 600 cursors. 398
262 36.90% Set for life: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 280
263 36.90% Reverse funnel system: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks. 298
264 36.90% When there's nothing left to add: Purchase 400 upgrades. 529
265 36.90% Exotic matter: Have 350 antimatter condensers. 291
266 36.80% You get nothing: Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. 383
267 36.80% Frantiquities: Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas. 294
268 36.80% Spell it out for you: Have 450 wizard towers. 359
269 36.80% Push it to the limit: Bake 1 decillion cookies per second. 370
270 36.80% At the end of the tunnel: Have 350 prisms. 292
271 36.80% A model of document object: Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 445
272 36.80% Thus spoke you: Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples. 299
273 36.80% Get the show on, get paid: Have 500 banks. 403
274 36.70% Green cookies sleep furiously: Bake 10 decillion cookies per second. 371
275 36.70% Ecumenopolis: Own 7,500 buildings. 527
276 36.70% Invited to yesterday's party: Have 400 time machines. 350
277 36.70% Coherence: Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses. 523
278 36.70% Spoils and plunder: Have 250 idleverses. 514
279 36.60% Manafest destiny: Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers. 300
280 36.60% Panic! at Nabisco: Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 372
281 36.60% Space space space space space: Have 450 shipments. 360
282 36.60% My world's on fire, how about yours: Have 500 temples. 404
283 36.60% Mind your language: Have 300 javascript consoles. 439
284 36.60% Okay boomer: Have 600 grandmas. 475
285 36.60% Overripe: Have 550 farms. 476
286 36.60% Dicey business: Have 350 chancemakers. 332
287 36.50% Downsizing: Have 400 antimatter condensers. 351
288 36.50% Bicentennial and a half: Have at least 250 of everything. 242
289 36.40% Which eternal lie: Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals. 303
290 36.40% An example of recursion: Have 350 fractal engines. 420
291 36.40% Bursting at the seams: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 373
292 36.40% Humble rebeginnings: Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. 384
293 36.40% The meteor men beg to differ: Have 500 wizard towers. 405
294 36.40% Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change: Have 450 alchemy labs. 361
295 36.40% Renaissance baker: Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. 430
296 36.40% Rock on: Have 550 mines. 477
297 36.30% My eyes: Have 400 prisms. 352
298 36.30% I've got the Midas touch: Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 302
299 36.30% Self-manmade man: Have 550 factories. 478
300 36.30% Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere: Have 300 idleverses. 515
301 36.30% Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night: Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments. 301
302 36.30% Leisurely pace: Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second. 388
303 36.20% Déjà vu: Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines. 304
304 36.20% Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear: Have 450 portals. 362
305 36.20% In the green: Have 600 farms. 494
306 36.10% Maybe a chance in hell, actually: Have 400 chancemakers. 353
307 36.10% Hypersonic: Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second. 389
308 36.10% Initial public offering: Make your first stock market profit. 457
309 36.10% Powers of Ten: Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 305
310 36.10% Only shooting stars: Have 500 shipments. 406
311 36.00% Now the dark days are gone: Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms. 306
312 36.00% Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way: Have 600 mines. 495
313 36.00% Checks out: Have 550 banks. 479
314 35.90% Just about full: Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 374
315 35.90% For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title: Have 400 fractal engines. 421
316 35.90% Groundhog day: Have 450 time machines. 363
317 35.90% Inconsolable: Have 350 javascript consoles. 440
318 35.90% Tricentennial: Have at least 300 of everything. 273
319 35.90% We could all use a little change: Have 500 alchemy labs. 407
320 35.80% The end of the world: Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. 385
321 35.80% Gotta go fast: Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second. 428
322 35.80% Murphy's wild guess: Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers. 335
323 35.80% Here be dragon: Complete your dragon's training. 222
324 35.70% We must go deeper: Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines. 426
325 35.70% The wheels of progress: Have 600 factories. 496
326 35.70% Living on a prayer: Have 550 temples. 480
327 35.60% It's big brain time: Have 1 cortex baker. 539
328 35.60% Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb: Have 500 portals. 408
329 35.60% Hungry for more: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 375
330 35.60% A matter of perspective: Have 450 antimatter condensers. 364
331 35.50% Gotta hand it to you: Have 700 cursors. 474
332 35.50% Bake him away, toys: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second. 448
333 35.30% Higitus figitus migitus mum: Have 550 wizard towers. 481
334 35.30% That's rich: Have 600 banks. 497
335 35.30% Optical illusion: Have 450 prisms. 365
336 35.20% Hyperspace expressway: Have 350 idleverses. 516
337 35.20% You're #1 so why try harder: Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second. 449
338 35.20% First-class citizen: Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 446
339 35.10% The years start coming: Have 500 time machines. 409
340 35.00% Closure: Have 400 javascript consoles. 441
341 35.00% Oh, you're back: Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. 386
342 34.90% Preaches and cream: Have 600 temples. 498
343 34.90% The incredible journey: Have 550 shipments. 482
344 34.90% Just my imagination: Have 50 cortex bakers. 540
345 34.80% Earth-616: Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. 524
346 34.80% Jackpot: Have 450 chancemakers. 366
347 34.80% Ain't that a click in the head: Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking. 574
348 34.80% Feed me, Orteil: Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 390
349 34.60% Now there's an idea: Have 100 cortex bakers. 541
350 34.60% What a concept: Have 500 antimatter condensers. 410
351 34.60% Positive thinking: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 552
352 34.60% Wrinklesquisher: Burst 50 wrinklers. 106
353 34.50% I'm so meta, even this achievement: Have 450 fractal engines. 422
354 34.40% The hunt is on: Unlock 1 egg. 166
355 34.30% Just a phase: Have 550 alchemy labs. 483
356 34.30% Magic thinking: Have 600 wizard towers. 499
357 34.30% And then what?: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 391
358 34.20% The organ that named itself: Have 150 cortex bakers. 542
359 34.20% Haven't even begun to peak: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. 450
360 34.10% You'll never shine if you don't glow: Have 500 prisms. 411
361 34.10% Tricentennial and a half: Have at least 350 of everything. 392
362 34.10% Elder calm: Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. 82
363 34.00% Gyrification: Have 200 cortex bakers. 543
364 34.00% Here you go: Click this achievement's slot. 204
365 33.90% Versatile: Have 400 idleverses. 517
366 33.70% The thought that counts: Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 553
367 33.70% Don't let me leave, Murph: Have 550 portals. 484
368 33.60% Lazarus: Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. 387
369 33.60% A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering': Have 250 cortex bakers. 544
370 33.50% Is there life on Mars?: Have 600 shipments. 500
371 33.50% Leprechaun: Click 777 golden cookies. 84
372 33.50% What did we even eat before these: Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. 467
373 33.40% They moistly come at night: Have 650 grandmas. 556
374 33.40% You'll never know if you don't go: Have 500 chancemakers. 412
375 33.30% Mindfulness: Have 300 cortex bakers. 545
376 33.20% Tiny cookie: Click the tiny cookie. 132
377 33.00% It's grown on you: Have 650 farms. 557
378 33.00% Wrath cookie: Click a wrath cookie. 595
379 32.90% Myriad: Own 10,000 buildings. 581
380 32.90% I think it's safe to say you've got it made: Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 429
381 32.90% Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere: Have 450 javascript consoles. 442
382 32.80% Cookie Clicker: Unlock the final building. 639
383 32.80% Never get bored: Have 500 fractal engines. 423
384 32.80% Caveman to cosmos: Have 550 time machines. 485
385 32.70% Bad chemistry: Have 600 alchemy labs. 501
386 32.70% Heavy flow: Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. 468
387 32.60% Don't let the walls cave in on you: Have 650 mines. 558
388 32.60% Kaizen: Purchase 500 upgrades. 582
389 32.40% My own clone: Have 1 You. 600
390 32.40% Lovely cookies: Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie. 130
391 32.40% Unthinkable: Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 554
392 32.40% Resurrection: Ascend 10 times. 205
393 32.20% Replaced by robots: Have 650 factories. 559
394 32.20% The 10% myth: Have 350 cortex bakers. 546
395 32.10% A sometimes food: Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 451
396 31.90% Multiplicity: Have 50 You. 601
397 31.90% Quadricentennial: Have at least 400 of everything. 393
398 31.90% More you say?: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 469
399 31.90% Particular tastes: Have 550 antimatter condensers. 486
400 31.90% The devil's workshop: Have 800 cursors. 493
401 31.70% Self-made: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You. 614
402 31.70% Financial prodigy: Have 650 banks. 560
403 31.70% Reduced to gibbering heaps: Have 600 portals. 502
404 31.70% What's not clicking: Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking. 640
405 31.60% Let it snow: Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. 111
406 31.60% Born for this job: Have 100 You. 602
407 31.30% Episode II: Have 150 You. 603
408 31.10% Reproducible results: Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You. 615
409 31.10% Copy that: Have 200 You. 604
410 31.00% Smurf account: Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. 454
411 31.00% And I will pray to a big god: Have 650 temples. 561
412 31.00% Don't think about it too hard: Have 400 cortex bakers. 547
413 30.90% Grandmapocalypse: Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. 594
414 30.90% A light snack: Have 550 prisms. 487
415 30.90% Keep going until I say stop: Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 531
416 30.80% You are inevitable: Have 450 idleverses. 518
417 30.80% Life finds a way: Have 250 You. 605
418 30.70% Sleigh of hand: Pop 50 reindeer. 113
419 30.50% Back already?: Have 600 time machines. 503
420 30.50% And now you're even older: Have 700 grandmas. 618
421 30.40% Overcrowding: Have 300 You. 606
422 30.30% Taking the back streets: Have 500 javascript consoles. 443
423 30.10% Shosple Colupis: Have 650 wizard towers. 562
424 30.10% Egging on: Unlock 7 eggs. 167
425 30.00% All the stars in heaven: Own 100 heavenly upgrades. 588
426 30.00% Au naturel: Have 700 farms. 619
427 29.90% That's all you: Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You. 616
428 29.90% Not enough of a good thing: Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 452
429 29.60% Tempting fate: Have 550 chancemakers. 488
430 29.50% Dirt-rich: Have 700 mines. 620
431 29.30% Olden days: Find the forgotten madeleine. 492
432 29.20% Strength in numbers: Have 350 You. 607
433 29.20% Nuclear throne: Have 600 antimatter condensers. 504
434 29.00% False vacuum: Have 650 shipments. 563
435 29.00% Bots build bots: Have 700 factories. 621
436 28.50% Tautological: Have 550 fractal engines. 489
437 28.40% Getting that bag: Have 700 banks. 622
438 28.40% Horn of plenty: Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 453
439 28.10% Thick-skinned: Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil. 432
440 28.00% Huge tracts of land: Reach level 10 farms. 309
441 27.80% But I didn't say stop, did I?: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. 532
442 27.70% I'm the wiz: Cast 99 spells. 322
443 27.60% Making light of the situation: Have 600 prisms. 505
444 27.60% Army of me: Have 400 You. 608
445 27.50% Metallic taste: Have 650 alchemy labs. 564
446 27.40% The leader is good, the leader is great: Have 700 temples. 623
447 27.20% Mass Easteria: Unlock 14 eggs. 168
448 27.20% Away from this place: Have 500 idleverses. 519
449 27.00% Though fools seldom differ: Have 450 cortex bakers. 548
450 26.90% If at first you don't succeed: Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. 455
451 26.10% You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-: Have 700 wizard towers. 624
452 26.00% Elder slumber: Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. 80
453 25.90% Sweetmeats: Harvest a meaty sugar lump. 272
454 25.80% Swiss cheese: Have 650 portals. 565
455 25.60% Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.: Have 600 chancemakers. 506
456 25.50% God complex: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 159
457 25.00% With unrivaled fervor: Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. 533
458 24.70% Quadricentennial and a half: Have at least 450 of everything. 394
459 24.50% Maillard reaction: Harvest a caramelized sugar lump. 396
460 24.40% Signed, sealed, delivered: Have 700 shipments. 625
461 24.30% Beyond quality: Purchase 600 upgrades. 583
462 23.70% Curly braces: Have 550 javascript consoles. 490
463 23.70% Moistburster: Burst 200 wrinklers. 107
464 23.60% But the future refused to change: Have 650 time machines. 566
465 23.50% In and of itself: Have 600 fractal engines. 507
466 23.40% Large and in charge: Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 470
467 22.30% Spooky cookies: Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. 108
468 22.20% Sugar, spice, and everything nice: Have 700 alchemy labs. 626
469 21.70% Hide & seek champion: Unlock all the eggs. 169
470 21.60% Know thyself: Have 450 You. 609
471 21.40% Looking kind of dumb: Have 500 cortex bakers. 549
472 21.20% What's the dark matter with you: Have 650 antimatter condensers. 567
473 20.90% I am speed: Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second. 576
474 20.70% Absolutely stuffed: Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 471
475 20.20% Stifling the press: Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. 538
476 19.80% Botany enthusiast: Harvest 100 mature garden plants. 378
477 19.70% Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore: Have 700 portals. 627
478 19.40% All on deck: Have 900 cursors. 641
479 18.90% Enlightenment: Have 650 prisms. 568
480 18.80% Everywhere at once: Have 550 idleverses. 520
481 17.80% Duck typing: Have 600 javascript consoles. 508
482 17.70% Quincentennial: Have at least 500 of everything. 395
483 17.50% Baby it's old outside: Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season. 580
484 17.50% No more room in hell: Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. 596
485 17.40% And on and on: Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second. 577
486 17.20% I only meant to stay a while: Have 700 time machines. 628
487 17.10% Reindeer sleigher: Pop 200 reindeer. 114
488 17.00% Phlogisticated substances: Reach level 10 alchemy labs. 316
489 16.60% Never tell me the odds: Have 650 chancemakers. 569
490 16.40% Bizarro world: Reach level 10 portals. 317
491 16.20% O Fortuna: Own every fortune upgrade. 456
492 16.00% Self-improvement: Reach level 10 You. 617
493 15.80% It's only wafer-thin: Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 472
494 15.70% Strange topologies: Reach level 10 idleverses. 525
495 15.50% The long now: Reach level 10 time machines. 318
496 15.50% Gifted: Reach level 10 cortex bakers. 555
497 15.40% Eldeer: Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy. 265
498 15.30% Didn't make sense not to live: Have 500 You. 610
499 15.10% Make my day: Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale. 461
500 15.10% Sierpinski rhomboids: Reach level 10 fractal engines. 427
501 15.00% Alexandria: Reach level 10 javascript consoles. 447
502 14.90% Blowing an Apollonian gasket: Have 650 fractal engines. 570
503 14.90% Not 20 years away forever: Have 700 antimatter condensers. 629
504 14.80% Neverclick: Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times. 29
505 14.70% In the garden of Eden (baby): Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. 380
506 14.70% Chubby hadrons: Reach level 10 antimatter condensers. 319
507 14.50% Palettable: Reach level 10 prisms. 320
508 14.40% Let's leaf it at that: Reach level 10 chancemakers. 336
509 14.30% Everything happens so much: Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second. 584
510 14.10% Full warehouses: Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good. 460
511 13.90% A beautiful mind: Have 550 cortex bakers. 550
512 13.80% Think big: Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 534
513 13.70% Reject reality, substitute your own: Have 600 idleverses. 521
514 13.60% Speed baking III: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 95
515 13.30% Buy buy buy: Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase. 462
516 12.90% Bright side of the Moon: Have 700 prisms. 630
517 12.60% True Neverclick: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 78
518 12.50% Pyramid scheme: Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters. 464
519 12.40% Wrinkler poker: Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. 598
520 12.00% Quincentennial and a half: Have at least 550 of everything. 466
521 11.90% Rookie numbers: Own at least 100 of every stock market good. 458
522 11.50% Get with the program: Have 650 javascript consoles. 571
523 11.40% Hypersize me: Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 535
524 11.30% Riding the Mersenne twister: Have 700 chancemakers. 631
525 11.10% Hardcore: Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased. 92
526 10.70% In her likeness: Shape your clones to resemble grandmas. 597
527 10.60% All-natural cane sugar: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 271
528 10.50% Max capacity: Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 536
529 10.50% Cardinal synapses: Have 600 cortex bakers. 551
530 10.40% No nobility in poverty: Own at least 500 of every stock market good. 459
531 10.30% I'll rest when I'm dead: Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second. 585
532 10.30% Last Chance to See: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 262
533 10.20% Divide and conquer: Have 700 fractal engines. 632
534 10.10% Genetic bottleneck: Have 550 You. 611
535 9.80% Sexcentennial: Have at least 600 of everything. 530
536 9.70% No time like the present: Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge). 589
537 9.60% Debt evasion: Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. 637
538 9.60% Lost your cosmic marbles: Have 650 idleverses. 572
539 9.50% A round of applause: Have 1,000 cursors. 642
540 9.20% Black cat's paw: Click 7,777 golden cookies. 85
541 8.40% Pebcakes: Have 700 javascript consoles. 633
542 8.40% Can we get much higher: Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second. 590
543 8.40% By will alone I set my mind in motion: Have 650 cortex bakers. 573
544 8.40% Fake it till you bake it: Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 578
545 8.30% Green, aching thumb: Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants. 379
546 8.00% Four-leaf cookie: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 324
547 8.00% History in the baking: Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 579
548 8.00% Despite everything, it's still you: Have 600 You. 612
549 7.90% A wizard is you: Cast 999 spells. 323
550 7.80% Liquid assets: Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million. 537
551 7.70% Sexcentennial and a half: Have at least 650 of everything. 575
552 7.50% What do you get for the baker who has everything: Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 586
553 7.40% Bottomless pit: Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 587
554 7.40% Greener on the other sides: Have 700 idleverses. 634
555 7.40% Keeper of the conservatory: Unlock every garden seed. 381
556 7.30% Reincarnation: Ascend 100 times. 206
557 7.30% Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker): Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second. 591
558 7.10% Seedless to nay: Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets. 382
559 7.00% Everyone everywhere all at once: Have 650 You. 613
560 6.90% When the cookies ascend just right: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 397
561 6.90% Where is my mind: Have 700 cortex bakers. 635
562 6.60% Introspection: Have 700 You. 636
563 6.60% Gaseous assets: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 463
564 6.50% Septcentennial: Have at least 700 of everything. 599
565 6.30% Seven horseshoes: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 491
566 6.30% Rainy day fund: Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 592
567 6.20% And a little extra: Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension. 593
568 6.00% Endless cycle: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 207
569 5.40% Oft we mar what's well: Purchase 700 upgrades. 638