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Achievements completed: 68 (10.68%)

Achievements: (68 / 637):
# Global Completion % Description API Name
1 79.70% Lucky cookie: Click 7 golden cookies. 68
2 66.00% A stroke of luck: Click 27 golden cookies. 69
3 65.10% Speed baking I: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 93
4 63.20% Hollow the planet: Have 100 mines. 51
5 62.20% Shady sect: Have 50 temples. 177
6 59.40% Just wrong: Sell a grandma. 39
7 58.80% Fading luck: Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies. 264
8 58.00% You win a cookie: This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. 133
9 57.30% Oh hey, you're still here: Bake 1 billion cookies per second. 24
10 57.20% Global warming: Have 100 factories. 48
11 57.00% Fortune: Click 77 golden cookies. 77
12 56.90% Early bird: Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns. 263
13 56.70% Time warp: Have 1 time machine. 61
14 56.40% Friend of the ancients: Have 150 grandmas. 101
15 56.10% Universal bakery: Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension. 8
16 56.00% The sorcerer's apprentice: Have 50 wizard towers. 182
17 54.80% Clickageddon: Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking. 145
18 51.70% A loan in the dark: Have 100 banks. 173
19 51.10% Engineer: Own 1,000 buildings. 83
20 51.10% Antibatter: Have 1 antimatter condenser. 87
21 51.00% Timeless bakery: Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension. 9
22 50.90% Let's never bake again: Bake 10 billion cookies per second. 25
23 49.90% Galactic highway: Have 50 shipments. 53
24 49.80% Perfected agriculture: Have 150 farms. 115
25 49.80% Upgrader: Purchase 100 upgrades. 90
26 48.20% The Digital: Have 200 cursors. 38
27 48.20% Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo: Cast 9 spells. 321
28 47.70% Clicknarok: Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 146
29 47.70% Lone photon: Have 1 prism. 123
30 47.70% Coming to town: Reach Santa's 7th form. 109
31 47.40% New-age cult: Have 100 temples. 178
32 46.80% Oh deer: Pop 1 reindeer. 112
33 46.50% Cookie-dunker: Dunk the cookie. 76
34 46.40% Transmogrification: Have 50 alchemy labs. 56
35 46.30% Can you dig it: Have 150 mines. 117
36 46.10% Ruler of the ancients: Have 200 grandmas. 102
37 45.70% Infinite bakery: Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension. 10
38 45.70% Tabloid addiction: Click on the news ticker 50 times. 243
39 45.60% Nihilism: Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. 86
40 44.90% Charms and enchantments: Have 100 wizard towers. 183
41 44.90% Lucked out: Have 1 chancemaker. 325
42 44.60% A world filled with cookies: Bake 1 trillion cookies per second. 231
43 44.20% Ultimate automation: Have 150 factories. 116
44 44.10% Now you're thinking: Have 50 portals. 59
45 43.90% Immortal bakery: Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 11
46 43.80% Clickastrophe: Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 244
47 43.30% Homegrown: Have 200 farms. 150
48 43.00% When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour: Bake 10 trillion cookies per second. 232
49 43.00% Self-contained: Have 1 fractal engine. 413
50 42.90% Far far away: Have 100 shipments. 54
51 42.50% Need for greed: Have 150 banks. 174
52 42.40% Alternate timeline: Have 50 time machines. 62
53 42.00% Hand-picked: Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe. 269
54 42.00% Fast and delicious: Bake 100 trillion cookies per second. 233
55 41.90% Itchscratcher: Burst 1 wrinkler. 105
56 41.90% Don't stop me now: Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 12
57 41.80% Gold member: Have 100 alchemy labs. 57
58 41.70% The center of the Earth: Have 200 mines. 152
59 41.60% Quirky quarks: Have 50 antimatter condensers. 88
60 41.50% Dematerialize: Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. 161
61 41.40% Clickataclysm: Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking. 245
62 41.30% Organized religion: Have 150 temples. 179
63 41.20% The old never bothered me anyway: Have 250 grandmas. 149
64 41.20% You can stop now: Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 13
65 41.10% Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz: Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. 234
66 41.10% Technocracy: Have 200 factories. 151
67 41.10% Dimensional shift: Have 100 portals. 60
68 41.00% F12: Have 1 javascript console. 433
69 40.90% Dazzling glimmer: Have 50 prisms. 124
70 40.80% Veteran: Own at least 14 grandma types. 431
71 40.70% Curses and maledictions: Have 150 wizard towers. 184
72 40.50% It's the economy, stupid: Have 200 banks. 175
73 40.50% Rewriting history: Have 100 time machines. 63
74 40.40% Woops, you solved world hunger: Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second. 235
75 40.30% Lord of Constructs: Own 2,500 buildings. 127
76 40.30% Extreme polydactyly: Have 300 cursors. 147
77 40.30% Cookies all the way down: Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 14
78 40.20% Gardener extraordinaire: Have 250 farms. 210
79 40.20% What are the odds: Have 50 chancemakers. 326
80 40.10% The ultimate clickdown: Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking. 337
81 40.10% Type II civilization: Have 150 shipments. 118
82 40.00% It does matter!: Have 100 antimatter condensers. 89
83 40.00% Click delegator: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors. 134
84 39.90% Overdose: Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension. 15
85 39.90% Lord of Progress: Purchase 200 upgrades. 128
86 39.90% Fanaticism: Have 200 temples. 180
87 39.90% Threw you for a loop: Have 50 fractal engines. 414
88 39.90% The agemaster: Have 300 grandmas. 208
89 39.90% I hate manure: Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms. 136
90 39.80% They'll never know what hit 'em: Have 1 idleverse. 509
91 39.80% Gushing grannies: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas. 135
92 39.70% Gild wars: Have 150 alchemy labs. 119
93 39.70% Tectonic ambassador: Have 250 mines. 211
94 39.60% Nil zero zilch: Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. 162
95 39.60% Blinding flash: Have 100 prisms. 125
96 39.50% Never dig down: Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines. 137
97 39.50% Magic kingdom: Have 200 wizard towers. 185
98 39.50% Turbopuns: Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. 236
99 39.40% Rise of the machines: Have 250 factories. 212
100 39.30% Seedy business: Have 300 farms. 250
101 39.30% The incredible machine: Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories. 138
102 39.30% All the other kids with the pumped up clicks: Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking. 376
103 39.30% One with everything: Have at least 1 of every building. 64
104 39.30% Brain-split: Have 150 portals. 120
105 39.20% Faster menner: Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second. 237
106 39.20% We come in peace: Have 200 shipments. 153
107 39.10% Acquire currency: Have 250 banks. 213
108 39.10% Grandma needs a new pair of shoes: Have 100 chancemakers. 327
109 39.10% Vested interest: Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks. 186
110 39.00% And yet you're still hungry: Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second. 238
111 39.00% Freak fracking: Have 300 mines. 251
112 39.00% Time duke: Have 150 time machines. 121
113 39.00% New world order: Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples. 187
114 39.00% How?: Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension. 223
115 39.00% Variable success: Have 50 javascript consoles. 434
116 38.90% The secrets of the universe: Have 200 alchemy labs. 154
117 38.90% Mathematician: Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128). 65
118 38.90% Base 10: Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on. 66
119 38.80% The land of milk and cookies: Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension. 224
120 38.80% Hocus pocus: Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers. 188
121 38.80% Zealotry: Have 250 temples. 214
122 38.80% The sum of its parts: Have 100 fractal engines. 415
123 38.80% Transcendence: Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. 163
124 38.80% Molecular maestro: Have 150 antimatter condensers. 122
125 38.80% And beyond: Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments. 139
126 38.80% To oldly go: Have 350 grandmas. 209
127 38.80% The Abakening: Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second. 239
128 38.70% Realm of the Mad God: Have 200 portals. 155
129 38.70% One...more...click...: Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking. 377
130 38.70% Unending glow: Have 150 prisms. 126
131 38.70% Speed baking II: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 94
132 38.70% Dr. T: Have 400 cursors. 148
133 38.70% Magnum Opus: Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 140
134 38.70% Modern times: Have 300 factories. 252
135 38.60% The wizarding world: Have 250 wizard towers. 215
136 38.60% Well-versed: Have 50 idleverses. 510
137 38.60% With strange eons: Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals. 141
138 38.60% There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?: Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second. 240
139 38.60% The nerve of war: Have 300 banks. 253
140 38.50% Spacetime jigamaroo: Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines. 142
141 38.50% Elder nap: Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. 79
142 38.50% The elder scrolls: Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. 248
143 38.50% Forever and ever: Have 200 time machines. 156
144 38.50% You and the beanstalk: Have 350 farms. 281
145 38.50% Supermassive: Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 143
146 38.50% He who controls the cookies controls the universe: Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension. 225
147 38.40% All hail Santa: Reach Santa's final form. 110
148 38.40% No comments: Have 100 javascript consoles. 435
149 38.40% Wololo: Have 300 temples. 254
150 38.40% Praise the sun: Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms. 144
151 38.40% Walk the planck: Have 200 antimatter condensers. 157
152 38.40% Finger clickin' good: Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors. 189
153 38.40% Parsec-masher: Have 250 shipments. 216
154 38.30% Aged well: Have 400 grandmas. 338
155 38.30% Tonight on Hoarders: Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 226
156 38.30% Million to one shot, doc: Have 150 chancemakers. 328
157 38.30% The work of a lifetime: Have 250 alchemy labs. 217
158 38.30% Romancing the stone: Have 350 mines. 282
159 38.30% Clickety split: Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking. 473
160 38.30% Fast: Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. 241
161 38.30% Obliterate: Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. 164
162 38.20% Rise and shine: Have 200 prisms. 158
163 38.20% Knead for speed: Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. 274
164 38.20% Polymath: Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. 247
165 38.20% Bears repeating: Have 150 fractal engines. 416
166 38.20% And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience: Have 300 wizard towers. 255
167 38.20% Fingers crossed: Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers. 333
168 38.10% The full picture: Purchase 300 upgrades. 528
169 38.10% The needs of the many: Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines. 424
170 38.10% Ex machina: Have 350 factories. 283
171 38.10% Grand design: Own 5,000 buildings. 526
172 38.10% A place lost in time: Have 250 portals. 218
173 38.10% Harvest moon: Have 400 farms. 341
174 38.10% Centennial: Have at least 100 of everything. 91
175 38.10% Ripe for the picking: Have 100 idleverses. 511
176 38.10% It's not delivery: Have 300 shipments. 256
177 38.00% Panic at the bingo: Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas. 190
178 38.00% And I need it now: Have 350 banks. 284
179 38.00% Inherited prototype: Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 444
180 38.00% Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming: Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. 275
181 38.00% As luck would have it: Have 200 chancemakers. 329
182 38.00% Just plain lucky: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 104
183 38.00% Rake in the dough: Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms. 191
184 38.00% Are you gonna eat all that?: Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension. 227
185 38.00% Heat death: Have 250 time machines. 219
186 37.90% Gold, Jerry! Gold!: Have 300 alchemy labs. 257
187 37.90% I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center: Bake 1 octillion cookies per second. 276
188 37.90% Fringe: Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses. 522
189 37.90% Quarry on: Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines. 192
190 37.90% Up to code: Have 150 javascript consoles. 436
191 37.90% Negative void: Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. 165
192 37.90% We're gonna need a bigger bakery: Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension. 228
193 37.90% 101st birthday: Have 450 grandmas. 339
194 37.90% Mine?: Have 400 mines. 342
195 37.80% In full gear: Have 400 factories. 343
196 37.80% Paid in full: Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks. 194
197 37.80% More of the same: Have 200 fractal engines. 417
198 37.80% Yes I love technology: Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories. 193
199 37.80% Microcosm: Have 250 antimatter condensers. 220
200 37.80% Pray on the weak: Have 350 temples. 285
201 37.80% Forbidden zone: Have 300 portals. 258
202 37.80% Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals: Have 500 cursors. 246
203 37.70% It's a kind of magic: Have 350 wizard towers. 286
204 37.70% Bright future: Have 250 prisms. 221
205 37.70% The proof of the cookie is in the baking: Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. 277
206 37.70% Church of Cookiology: Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples. 195
207 37.70% Too many rabbits, not enough hats: Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers. 196
208 37.60% Unreal: Have 150 idleverses. 512
209 37.60% Treacle tart economics: Have 400 banks. 344
210 37.60% cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com: Have 300 time machines. 259
211 37.60% Centennial and a half: Have at least 150 of everything. 131
212 37.60% Make like a tree: Have 450 farms. 354
213 37.60% Defense of the ancients: Have 500 grandmas. 340
214 37.60% In the mouth of madness: Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension. 229
215 37.60% Jellicles: Own 10 kitten upgrades. 465
216 37.60% Make it so: Have 350 shipments. 287
217 37.50% Works on my machine: Have 200 javascript consoles. 437
218 37.50% The most precious cargo: Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments. 197
219 37.50% Ever in your favor: Have 250 chancemakers. 330
220 37.50% Holy cookies, grandma!: Have 400 temples. 345
221 37.50% Ever more hideous: Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals. 199
222 37.50% Scientists baffled everywhere: Have 300 antimatter condensers. 260
223 37.40% Brought to you by the letter 🍪: Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 230
224 37.40% Cave story: Have 450 mines. 355
225 37.40% If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing: Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second. 278
226 37.40% Be kind, rewind: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines. 200
227 37.40% Click (starring Adam Sandler): Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors. 293
228 37.40% All that glitters is gold: Have 350 alchemy labs. 288
229 37.40% The Aureate: Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 198
230 37.30% Infinitesimal: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 201
231 37.30% A still more glorious dawn: Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms. 202
232 37.30% Once you've seen one: Have 200 idleverses. 513
233 37.30% Bicentennial: Have at least 200 of everything. 129
234 37.30% Last recurse: Have 250 fractal engines. 418
235 37.30% Harmony of the spheres: Have 300 prisms. 261
236 37.30% Sharpest tool in the shed: Have 500 farms. 400
237 37.30% In-cog-neato: Have 450 factories. 356
238 37.30% The Prestige: Have 400 wizard towers. 346
239 37.30% To crumbs, you say?: Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. 249
240 37.20% He comes: Have 350 portals. 289
241 37.20% Sedimentalism: Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines. 296
242 37.20% Save your breath because that's all you've got left: Have 450 banks. 357
243 37.20% Running with scissors: Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second. 368
244 37.20% Be a lady: Have 300 chancemakers. 331
245 37.20% That's just peanuts to space: Have 400 shipments. 347
246 37.10% Just a statistic: Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers. 334
247 37.10% Hey now, you're a rock: Have 500 mines. 401
248 37.10% The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had: Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension. 279
249 37.10% Overgrowth: Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms. 295
250 37.10% Way back then: Have 350 time machines. 290
251 37.00% Worth its weight in lead: Have 400 alchemy labs. 348
252 37.00% Technical debt: Have 250 javascript consoles. 438
253 37.00% But wait 'til you get older: Have 550 grandmas. 399
254 37.00% When there's nothing left to add: Purchase 400 upgrades. 529
255 37.00% Rarefied air: Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second. 369
256 37.00% Eating its own: Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines. 425
257 37.00% Labor of love: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories. 297
258 37.00% Out of one, many: Have 300 fractal engines. 419
259 37.00% Vengeful and almighty: Have 450 temples. 358
260 36.90% With her finger and her thumb: Have 600 cursors. 398
261 36.90% What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex: Have 400 portals. 349
262 36.90% Break the mold: Have 500 factories. 402
263 36.90% Set for life: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 280
264 36.90% Reverse funnel system: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks. 298
265 36.90% Frantiquities: Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas. 294
266 36.90% Exotic matter: Have 350 antimatter condensers. 291
267 36.80% At the end of the tunnel: Have 350 prisms. 292
268 36.80% Push it to the limit: Bake 1 decillion cookies per second. 370
269 36.80% Thus spoke you: Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples. 299
270 36.80% You get nothing: Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. 383
271 36.80% Spell it out for you: Have 450 wizard towers. 359
272 36.80% A model of document object: Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 445
273 36.80% Get the show on, get paid: Have 500 banks. 403
274 36.70% Coherence: Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses. 523
275 36.70% Spoils and plunder: Have 250 idleverses. 514
276 36.60% Space space space space space: Have 450 shipments. 360
277 36.60% Bicentennial and a half: Have at least 250 of everything. 242
278 36.60% Ecumenopolis: Own 7,500 buildings. 527
279 36.60% Manafest destiny: Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers. 300
280 36.60% Green cookies sleep furiously: Bake 10 decillion cookies per second. 371
281 36.60% My world's on fire, how about yours: Have 500 temples. 404
282 36.60% Dicey business: Have 350 chancemakers. 332
283 36.60% Overripe: Have 550 farms. 476
284 36.60% Mind your language: Have 300 javascript consoles. 439
285 36.60% Invited to yesterday's party: Have 400 time machines. 350
286 36.50% Okay boomer: Have 600 grandmas. 475
287 36.50% Downsizing: Have 400 antimatter condensers. 351
288 36.50% Panic! at Nabisco: Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 372
289 36.40% Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change: Have 450 alchemy labs. 361
290 36.40% The meteor men beg to differ: Have 500 wizard towers. 405
291 36.40% Rock on: Have 550 mines. 477
292 36.40% An example of recursion: Have 350 fractal engines. 420
293 36.40% Renaissance baker: Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. 430
294 36.40% Humble rebeginnings: Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. 384
295 36.40% Which eternal lie: Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals. 303
296 36.30% Bursting at the seams: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 373
297 36.30% Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night: Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments. 301
298 36.30% My eyes: Have 400 prisms. 352
299 36.20% I've got the Midas touch: Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 302
300 36.20% Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere: Have 300 idleverses. 515
301 36.20% Self-manmade man: Have 550 factories. 478
302 36.20% In the green: Have 600 farms. 494
303 36.20% Leisurely pace: Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second. 388
304 36.10% Only shooting stars: Have 500 shipments. 406
305 36.10% Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear: Have 450 portals. 362
306 36.10% Déjà vu: Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines. 304
307 36.00% Maybe a chance in hell, actually: Have 400 chancemakers. 353
308 36.00% Hypersonic: Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second. 389
309 36.00% Checks out: Have 550 banks. 479
310 36.00% Powers of Ten: Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 305
311 35.90% Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way: Have 600 mines. 495
312 35.90% Now the dark days are gone: Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms. 306
313 35.90% Tricentennial: Have at least 300 of everything. 273
314 35.80% Groundhog day: Have 450 time machines. 363
315 35.80% Inconsolable: Have 350 javascript consoles. 440
316 35.80% Here be dragon: Complete your dragon's training. 222
317 35.80% Just about full: Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 374
318 35.80% We could all use a little change: Have 500 alchemy labs. 407
319 35.80% For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title: Have 400 fractal engines. 421
320 35.70% Gotta go fast: Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second. 428
321 35.70% Murphy's wild guess: Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers. 335
322 35.70% The end of the world: Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. 385
323 35.60% We must go deeper: Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines. 426
324 35.60% Living on a prayer: Have 550 temples. 480
325 35.60% The wheels of progress: Have 600 factories. 496
326 35.50% A matter of perspective: Have 450 antimatter condensers. 364
327 35.50% Initial public offering: Make your first stock market profit. 457
328 35.40% Gotta hand it to you: Have 700 cursors. 474
329 35.40% Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb: Have 500 portals. 408
330 35.40% Hungry for more: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 375
331 35.30% Bake him away, toys: Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second. 448
332 35.20% That's rich: Have 600 banks. 497
333 35.20% Higitus figitus migitus mum: Have 550 wizard towers. 481
334 35.10% Optical illusion: Have 450 prisms. 365
335 35.10% It's big brain time: Have 1 cortex baker. 539
336 35.10% The hunt is on: Unlock 1 egg. 166
337 35.10% Hyperspace expressway: Have 350 idleverses. 516
338 35.10% First-class citizen: Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 446
339 34.90% The years start coming: Have 500 time machines. 409
340 34.90% Closure: Have 400 javascript consoles. 441
341 34.90% You're #1 so why try harder: Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second. 449
342 34.80% Oh, you're back: Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. 386
343 34.80% Wrinklesquisher: Burst 50 wrinklers. 106
344 34.70% Preaches and cream: Have 600 temples. 498
345 34.70% Earth-616: Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. 524
346 34.60% The incredible journey: Have 550 shipments. 482
347 34.60% Jackpot: Have 450 chancemakers. 366
348 34.60% Feed me, Orteil: Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 390
349 34.40% What a concept: Have 500 antimatter condensers. 410
350 34.40% Just my imagination: Have 50 cortex bakers. 540
351 34.20% I'm so meta, even this achievement: Have 450 fractal engines. 422
352 34.20% Ain't that a click in the head: Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking. 574
353 34.20% Here you go: Click this achievement's slot. 204
354 34.20% Elder calm: Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. 82
355 34.10% Just a phase: Have 550 alchemy labs. 483
356 34.10% Now there's an idea: Have 100 cortex bakers. 541
357 34.00% Magic thinking: Have 600 wizard towers. 499
358 34.00% Positive thinking: Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 552
359 34.00% And then what?: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 391
360 33.90% Tricentennial and a half: Have at least 350 of everything. 392
361 33.80% Haven't even begun to peak: Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. 450
362 33.80% You'll never shine if you don't glow: Have 500 prisms. 411
363 33.70% Versatile: Have 400 idleverses. 517
364 33.70% The organ that named itself: Have 150 cortex bakers. 542
365 33.60% Leprechaun: Click 777 golden cookies. 84
366 33.50% Tiny cookie: Click the tiny cookie. 132
367 33.40% Don't let me leave, Murph: Have 550 portals. 484
368 33.40% Gyrification: Have 200 cortex bakers. 543
369 33.20% Is there life on Mars?: Have 600 shipments. 500
370 33.20% The thought that counts: Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 553
371 33.20% Lazarus: Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. 387
372 33.10% A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering': Have 250 cortex bakers. 544
373 33.00% You'll never know if you don't go: Have 500 chancemakers. 412
374 33.00% What did we even eat before these: Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. 467
375 32.80% They moistly come at night: Have 650 grandmas. 556
376 32.70% Mindfulness: Have 300 cortex bakers. 545
377 32.60% Lovely cookies: Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie. 130
378 32.50% Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere: Have 450 javascript consoles. 442
379 32.40% I think it's safe to say you've got it made: Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 429
380 32.40% Caveman to cosmos: Have 550 time machines. 485
381 32.30% Resurrection: Ascend 10 times. 205
382 32.30% It's grown on you: Have 650 farms. 557
383 32.30% Bad chemistry: Have 600 alchemy labs. 501
384 32.30% Never get bored: Have 500 fractal engines. 423
385 32.20% Let it snow: Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. 111
386 32.20% Myriad: Own 10,000 buildings. 581
387 32.20% Heavy flow: Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. 468
388 32.00% Kaizen: Purchase 500 upgrades. 582
389 31.90% Don't let the walls cave in on you: Have 650 mines. 558
390 31.80% Unthinkable: Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 554
391 31.70% Quadricentennial: Have at least 400 of everything. 393
392 31.60% Cookie Clicker: Unlock the final building. 639
393 31.60% The 10% myth: Have 350 cortex bakers. 546
394 31.50% Particular tastes: Have 550 antimatter condensers. 486
395 31.50% A sometimes food: Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 451
396 31.50% Replaced by robots: Have 650 factories. 559
397 31.50% Sleigh of hand: Pop 50 reindeer. 113
398 31.40% The devil's workshop: Have 800 cursors. 493
399 31.30% Wrath cookie: Click a wrath cookie. 595
400 31.30% More you say?: Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 469
401 31.20% My own clone: Have 1 You. 600
402 31.20% Reduced to gibbering heaps: Have 600 portals. 502
403 31.00% Financial prodigy: Have 650 banks. 560
404 30.70% Multiplicity: Have 50 You. 601
405 30.60% Self-made: Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You. 614
406 30.60% Egging on: Unlock 7 eggs. 167
407 30.50% Born for this job: Have 100 You. 602
408 30.50% What's not clicking: Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking. 640
409 30.40% A light snack: Have 550 prisms. 487
410 30.40% Smurf account: Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. 454
411 30.30% And I will pray to a big god: Have 650 temples. 561
412 30.30% You are inevitable: Have 450 idleverses. 518
413 30.20% Episode II: Have 150 You. 603
414 30.20% Keep going until I say stop: Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 531
415 30.20% Don't think about it too hard: Have 400 cortex bakers. 547
416 30.00% Copy that: Have 200 You. 604
417 30.00% Back already?: Have 600 time machines. 503
418 29.90% Reproducible results: Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You. 615
419 29.70% Life finds a way: Have 250 You. 605
420 29.70% Taking the back streets: Have 500 javascript consoles. 443
421 29.60% Grandmapocalypse: Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. 594
422 29.50% Olden days: Find the forgotten madeleine. 492
423 29.40% Shosple Colupis: Have 650 wizard towers. 562
424 29.30% And now you're even older: Have 700 grandmas. 618
425 29.30% Overcrowding: Have 300 You. 606
426 29.20% All the stars in heaven: Own 100 heavenly upgrades. 588
427 29.20% Not enough of a good thing: Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 452
428 29.00% Tempting fate: Have 550 chancemakers. 488
429 28.80% That's all you: Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You. 616
430 28.80% Au naturel: Have 700 farms. 619
431 28.60% Nuclear throne: Have 600 antimatter condensers. 504
432 28.30% Dirt-rich: Have 700 mines. 620
433 28.20% False vacuum: Have 650 shipments. 563
434 28.00% Strength in numbers: Have 350 You. 607
435 27.80% I'm the wiz: Cast 99 spells. 322
436 27.80% Bots build bots: Have 700 factories. 621
437 27.80% Tautological: Have 550 fractal engines. 489
438 27.70% Horn of plenty: Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 453
439 27.70% Thick-skinned: Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil. 432
440 27.50% Mass Easteria: Unlock 14 eggs. 168
441 27.20% Getting that bag: Have 700 banks. 622
442 27.10% But I didn't say stop, did I?: Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. 532
443 27.00% Making light of the situation: Have 600 prisms. 505
444 26.80% Huge tracts of land: Reach level 10 farms. 309
445 26.70% Metallic taste: Have 650 alchemy labs. 564
446 26.50% Army of me: Have 400 You. 608
447 26.50% Away from this place: Have 500 idleverses. 519
448 26.20% The leader is good, the leader is great: Have 700 temples. 623
449 26.20% Though fools seldom differ: Have 450 cortex bakers. 548
450 26.20% Elder slumber: Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. 80
451 26.10% If at first you don't succeed: Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. 455
452 26.10% Sweetmeats: Harvest a meaty sugar lump. 272
453 25.60% God complex: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 159
454 25.00% Swiss cheese: Have 650 portals. 565
455 25.00% You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-: Have 700 wizard towers. 624
456 24.90% Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.: Have 600 chancemakers. 506
457 24.40% Quadricentennial and a half: Have at least 450 of everything. 394
458 24.40% Maillard reaction: Harvest a caramelized sugar lump. 396
459 24.30% With unrivaled fervor: Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. 533
460 23.90% Moistburster: Burst 200 wrinklers. 107
461 23.60% Beyond quality: Purchase 600 upgrades. 583
462 23.30% Signed, sealed, delivered: Have 700 shipments. 625
463 23.10% Curly braces: Have 550 javascript consoles. 490
464 22.90% In and of itself: Have 600 fractal engines. 507
465 22.80% But the future refused to change: Have 650 time machines. 566
466 22.70% Large and in charge: Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 470
467 22.30% Spooky cookies: Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. 108
468 21.80% Hide & seek champion: Unlock all the eggs. 169
469 21.10% Sugar, spice, and everything nice: Have 700 alchemy labs. 626
470 20.70% Looking kind of dumb: Have 500 cortex bakers. 549
471 20.60% Know thyself: Have 450 You. 609
472 20.50% What's the dark matter with you: Have 650 antimatter condensers. 567
473 20.10% I am speed: Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second. 576
474 20.10% Absolutely stuffed: Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 471
475 19.80% Botany enthusiast: Harvest 100 mature garden plants. 378
476 19.50% Stifling the press: Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. 538
477 18.70% Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore: Have 700 portals. 627
478 18.40% Everywhere at once: Have 550 idleverses. 520
479 18.40% All on deck: Have 900 cursors. 641
480 18.30% Enlightenment: Have 650 prisms. 568
481 17.90% Baby it's old outside: Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season. 580
482 17.50% Reindeer sleigher: Pop 200 reindeer. 114
483 17.30% Duck typing: Have 600 javascript consoles. 508
484 17.30% Quincentennial: Have at least 500 of everything. 395
485 16.70% And on and on: Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second. 577
486 16.50% No more room in hell: Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. 596
487 16.30% I only meant to stay a while: Have 700 time machines. 628
488 16.00% Never tell me the odds: Have 650 chancemakers. 569
489 15.90% O Fortuna: Own every fortune upgrade. 456
490 15.80% Phlogisticated substances: Reach level 10 alchemy labs. 316
491 15.50% Eldeer: Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy. 265
492 15.30% Bizarro world: Reach level 10 portals. 317
493 15.30% It's only wafer-thin: Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 472
494 15.10% Strange topologies: Reach level 10 idleverses. 525
495 15.00% Self-improvement: Reach level 10 You. 617
496 14.90% Neverclick: Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times. 29
497 14.90% Gifted: Reach level 10 cortex bakers. 555
498 14.80% Make my day: Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale. 461
499 14.50% The long now: Reach level 10 time machines. 318
500 14.50% Didn't make sense not to live: Have 500 You. 610
501 14.40% In the garden of Eden (baby): Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. 380
502 14.40% Sierpinski rhomboids: Reach level 10 fractal engines. 427
503 14.40% Alexandria: Reach level 10 javascript consoles. 447
504 14.40% Blowing an Apollonian gasket: Have 650 fractal engines. 570
505 14.10% Not 20 years away forever: Have 700 antimatter condensers. 629
506 13.90% Chubby hadrons: Reach level 10 antimatter condensers. 319
507 13.70% Everything happens so much: Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second. 584
508 13.70% Palettable: Reach level 10 prisms. 320
509 13.70% Full warehouses: Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good. 460
510 13.70% Let's leaf it at that: Reach level 10 chancemakers. 336
511 13.40% Reject reality, substitute your own: Have 600 idleverses. 521
512 13.40% Think big: Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 534
513 13.40% Speed baking III: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 95
514 13.40% A beautiful mind: Have 550 cortex bakers. 550
515 13.10% Buy buy buy: Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase. 462
516 12.70% True Neverclick: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 78
517 12.20% Bright side of the Moon: Have 700 prisms. 630
518 12.10% Pyramid scheme: Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters. 464
519 11.80% Quincentennial and a half: Have at least 550 of everything. 466
520 11.80% Rookie numbers: Own at least 100 of every stock market good. 458
521 11.70% Wrinkler poker: Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. 598
522 11.10% Hypersize me: Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 535
523 11.10% Hardcore: Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased. 92
524 11.00% Get with the program: Have 650 javascript consoles. 571
525 10.60% Riding the Mersenne twister: Have 700 chancemakers. 631
526 10.40% All-natural cane sugar: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 271
527 10.30% Last Chance to See: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 262
528 10.20% Max capacity: Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 536
529 10.20% No nobility in poverty: Own at least 500 of every stock market good. 459
530 10.10% Cardinal synapses: Have 600 cortex bakers. 551
531 10.10% In her likeness: Shape your clones to resemble grandmas. 597
532 9.90% I'll rest when I'm dead: Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second. 585
533 9.60% Sexcentennial: Have at least 600 of everything. 530
534 9.60% Divide and conquer: Have 700 fractal engines. 632
535 9.50% Genetic bottleneck: Have 550 You. 611
536 9.30% No time like the present: Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge). 589
537 9.20% Lost your cosmic marbles: Have 650 idleverses. 572
538 9.00% Debt evasion: Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. 637
539 9.00% Black cat's paw: Click 7,777 golden cookies. 85
540 8.90% A round of applause: Have 1,000 cursors. 642
541 8.20% Green, aching thumb: Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants. 379
542 8.10% By will alone I set my mind in motion: Have 650 cortex bakers. 573
543 8.10% Fake it till you bake it: Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 578
544 7.90% Pebcakes: Have 700 javascript consoles. 633
545 7.90% Can we get much higher: Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second. 590
546 7.90% Four-leaf cookie: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 324
547 7.80% A wizard is you: Cast 999 spells. 323
548 7.70% History in the baking: Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 579
549 7.60% Liquid assets: Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million. 537
550 7.50% Despite everything, it's still you: Have 600 You. 612
551 7.50% Sexcentennial and a half: Have at least 650 of everything. 575
552 7.30% Keeper of the conservatory: Unlock every garden seed. 381
553 7.20% What do you get for the baker who has everything: Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 586
554 7.10% Bottomless pit: Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 587
555 7.10% Reincarnation: Ascend 100 times. 206
556 7.00% Seedless to nay: Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets. 382
557 6.90% Greener on the other sides: Have 700 idleverses. 634
558 6.80% Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker): Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second. 591
559 6.70% When the cookies ascend just right: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 397
560 6.50% Everyone everywhere all at once: Have 650 You. 613
561 6.40% Gaseous assets: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 463
562 6.40% Where is my mind: Have 700 cortex bakers. 635
563 6.10% Septcentennial: Have at least 700 of everything. 599
564 6.10% Introspection: Have 700 You. 636
565 6.10% Seven horseshoes: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 491
566 5.90% Rainy day fund: Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 592
567 5.80% Endless cycle: (Note: this is a hidden achievement that has not been released to the public yet) 207
568 5.80% And a little extra: Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension. 593
569 5.00% Oft we mar what's well: Purchase 700 upgrades. 638